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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Cerberov
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A man bursts through your wall. In his hands are a shotgun and a banana, which he places down in front of you. With a stern expression, he says to you, "Now do it by next week, or we kill your family."

What do you do?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Shoot him with the shotgun. Eat the banana.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Burst through his wall with an automatic and an apple and tell him the same thing, obviously.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Welp... Time to find the rooster mask.
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Peel and eat the gun, fire the banana.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Put in butt. Nod for affirmation.
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Take an insurance policy out on my family
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@VilageidiotxTHe man nods back to you, a please smile on his face.

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>No willingness to go on a murdering spree on Russian gangsters.

It's like this forum doesn't enjoy hurting other people.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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I feel like if he's strong enough to burst through the wall he doesn't even need the shotgun.
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@The NexerusHe's not using it. You are.

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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I feel like if he's strong enough to burst through the wall he doesn't even need the shotgun.


This is taking place in medieval Japan. The wall is paper.
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<Snipped quote by The Nexerus>

This is taking place in medieval Japan. The wall is paper.


... Then where'd he get the shotgun?
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Welp... Time to find the rooster mask.


Let's go get those fucking Russian gangsters.
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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

... Then where'd he get the shotgun?


From time-traveling Americans.

Have you not read the historical treatise known as Guns of the South?
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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

... Then where'd he get the shotgun?


Or the banana, even. No bananas in Medieval Japan.
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... Then where'd he get the shotgun?


Mistranslation.

He had a Shogun.
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<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

Mistranslation.

He had a Shogun.


In that case, I run like hell because the guy can carry a Shogun with one hand.
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In that case, I run like hell because the guy can carry a Shogun with one hand.


Naw. In this cause, Jyoti Amge was elected Shogun. Not too difficult to carry.
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