A conundrum presents itself

[Cerberov]

A man bursts through your wall. In his hands are a shotgun and a banana, which he places down in front of you. With a stern expression, he says to you, "Now do it by next week, or we kill your family."

What do you do?

[Awson]

Shoot him with the shotgun. Eat the banana.

[BrobyDDark]

Burst through his wall with an automatic and an apple and tell him the same thing, obviously.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Welp... Time to find the rooster mask.

[Larfleeze]

Peel and eat the gun, fire the banana.

[Vilageidiotx]

Put in butt. Nod for affirmation.

[aza]

Take an insurance policy out on my family

[Cerberov]

@VilageidiotxTHe man nods back to you, a please smile on his face.

My Hider

I am thou... thou art i...
from the seat of thy soul I come...
You may now create Personas of the Strength Arcana

[Dinh AaronMk]

>No willingness to go on a murdering spree on Russian gangsters.

It's like this forum doesn't enjoy hurting other people.
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[The Nexerus]

I feel like if he's strong enough to burst through the wall he doesn't even need the shotgun.

[Cerberov]

@The NexerusHe's not using it. You are.

@Dinh AaronMk



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[Vilageidiotx]

I feel like if he's strong enough to burst through the wall he doesn't even need the shotgun.

@The Nexerus

This is taking place in medieval Japan. The wall is paper.

[stark]

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This is taking place in medieval Japan. The wall is paper.

@Vilageidiotx

... Then where'd he get the shotgun?

[BrokenVeil]

Welp... Time to find the rooster mask.

@Dinh AaronMk

Let's go get those fucking Russian gangsters.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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... Then where'd he get the shotgun?

@Sherlock Holmes

From time-traveling Americans.

Have you not read the historical treatise known as Guns of the South?

[The Nexerus]

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... Then where'd he get the shotgun?

@Sherlock Holmes

Or the banana, even. No bananas in Medieval Japan.

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

... Then where'd he get the shotgun?

@Sherlock Holmes

Mistranslation.

He had a Shogun.

[Keyguyperson]

<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

Mistranslation.

He had a Shogun.

@Vilageidiotx

In that case, I run like hell because the guy can carry a Shogun with one hand.

[Vilageidiotx]

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In that case, I run like hell because the guy can carry a Shogun with one hand.

@Keyguyperson

Naw. In this cause, Jyoti Amge was elected Shogun. Not too difficult to carry.