"The military spent all their funding on our new battlesuits, and researching how to make a zero-gee cupholder for the General's private hoverspeeder. They couldn't afford to have new manuals written and so just downloaded an old one they found on the ExtraNet.

"That probably explains why there's pictures of naked Hanar in all the margins as well."

@Dragonite777"Not sure. Didn't take Hanar Bio. And I'm not into that stuff

"It looks kinda like a kidney... crossed with a steak knife..?"

@Dragonite777 "I wanna Froogle the answer, but I it's a 50/50 shot I'll get porno instead"

"50/50? Wow, they must have really cleaned up their act since the last time I used them."

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Well, some laws were passed, Floogle needed to limit porn sites available in searches, etc etc

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Ahh, I remember now. They got prosecuted after that Antedean biljaxed his glorgsnipe in a Raxacoricofallapatorian's quixmax and claimed he'd learnt about doing it from them.

Anyways, how did you know about that?

Saffron's psychiatrist is still treating the Raxacoricofallapatorian for PTSD and she managed to get the details for me.

Well, having your quixmax biljaxed by some stranger's glorgsnipe can be traumatic, especially if they're an Antedean. Not to sound racist but I've heard most of their glorgsnipes are thromasticated.

@Dragonite777 Just so their glorgsnipes' wants get in the way of their needs as a shamuid.

When you say it like that it makes perfect sense. :)

That was great. I forgot how it started, but wee need to incorporate some of this IC

Dr. Cyprian Sigmund is complete. Feast your eyes upon the Information / Technology specialist of your Sabre team as I write the IC.