[OOC] Operation Shadow Sabre

[Dragonite777]

"The military spent all their funding on our new battlesuits, and researching how to make a zero-gee cupholder for the General's private hoverspeeder. They couldn't afford to have new manuals written and so just downloaded an old one they found on the ExtraNet.

"That probably explains why there's pictures of naked Hanar in all the margins as well."

@SimplyJohn

"Yep. That explains a lot. And I was a little curious about the Hanar, but didn't want to bring it up and seem gay."

[SimplyJohn]

@Dragonite777 "Yep. That explains a lot. And I was a little curious about the Hanar, but didn't want to bring it up and seem gay."

"That one's female. You can tell by the frills around her... umm, what is that thing anyway?"

[Dragonite777]

"Not sure. Didn't take Hanar Bio. And I'm not into that stuff

[SimplyJohn]

@Dragonite777"Not sure. Didn't take Hanar Bio. And I'm not into that stuff

"It looks kinda like a kidney... crossed with a steak knife..?"

[Dragonite777]

@Dragonite777"Not sure. Didn't take Hanar Bio. And I'm not into that stuff

"It looks kinda like a kidney... crossed with a steak knife..?"

@SimplyJohn

"I wanna Froogle the answer, but I it's a 50/50 shot I'll get porno instead"

[SimplyJohn]

@Dragonite777 "I wanna Froogle the answer, but I it's a 50/50 shot I'll get porno instead"

"50/50? Wow, they must have really cleaned up their act since the last time I used them."

[Dragonite777]

@Dragonite777 "I wanna Froogle the answer, but I it's a 50/50 shot I'll get porno instead"

"50/50? Wow, they must have really cleaned up their act since the last time I used them."

@SimplyJohn

Well, some laws were passed, Floogle needed to limit porn sites available in searches, etc etc

[SimplyJohn]

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Well, some laws were passed, Floogle needed to limit porn sites available in searches, etc etc

@Dragonite777

Ahh, I remember now. They got prosecuted after that Antedean biljaxed his glorgsnipe in a Raxacoricofallapatorian's quixmax and claimed he'd learnt about doing it from them.

[Dragonite777]

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Ahh, I remember now. They got prosecuted after that Antedean biljaxed his glorgsnipe in a Raxacoricofallapatorian's quixmax and claimed he'd learnt about doing it from them.

@SimplyJohn

I don't really remember the story. Or how you remember so much about it, but yeah, they got sued, and can only have same-species porn sites hosted on it. Anyways, how did you know about that? I just knew that they got sued for really controversial porno hosted by them.

[SimplyJohn]

Anyways, how did you know about that?

@Dragonite777

Saffron's psychiatrist is still treating the Raxacoricofallapatorian for PTSD and she managed to get the details for me.

[Dragonite777]

Saffron's psychiatrist is still treating the Raxacoricofallapatorian for PTSD and she managed to get the details for me.

@SimplyJohn

Huh. Cool. Sucks that it caused PTSD, but hey. Zhe made the internet that much safer.

[SimplyJohn]

@Dragonite777Huh. Cool. Sucks that it caused PTSD, but hey. Zhe made the internet that much safer.

Well, having your quixmax biljaxed by some stranger's glorgsnipe can be traumatic, especially if they're an Antedean. Not to sound racist but I've heard most of their glorgsnipes are thromasticated.

[Dragonite777]

Well, having your quixmax biljaxed by some stranger's glorgsnipe can be traumatic, especially if they're an Antedean. Not to sound racist but I've heard most of their glorgsnipes are thromasticated.

@SimplyJohn

If I remember correctly, it's a cultural thing. They do it as a ceremony to the most worthy to be a spiritual leader. Just so their glorgsnipes' wants get in the way of their needs as a shamuid.

[SimplyJohn]

@Dragonite777 Just so their glorgsnipes' wants get in the way of their needs as a shamuid.

When you say it like that it makes perfect sense. :)

[Dragonite777]

@Dragonite777 Just so their glorgsnipes' wants get in the way of their needs as a shamuid.

When you say it like that it makes perfect sense. :)

@SimplyJohn

I can't think of anything more XD
That was great. I forgot how it started, but wee need to incorporate some of this IC

[SimplyJohn]

That was great. I forgot how it started, but wee need to incorporate some of this IC

@Dragonite777

Squad banter you mean? Always helps with moral when the team can joke together. The scene from Aliens where the marines are having breakfast is a great example of that.

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[Dragonite777]

@SimplyJohn Unfortunately, Seth will be opting out of team banter. He ain't much of a talker.

@Light Ooh. Awesomeness

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[SimplyJohn]

Dr. Cyprian Sigmund is complete. Feast your eyes upon the Information / Technology specialist of your Sabre team as I write the IC.

@Light

_{...i still think yolanda would've been a better recruit...}