Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by DJAtomika
Raw
Avatar of DJAtomika

DJAtomika Second to Most

Member Seen 4 mos ago



| NAME |
J-J-Joseph Crowley, b-b-but no one calls me that any more.


| ALIAS |
P-people prefer to call me
SMILEY
i-instead

| AGE |
Fffffffffffffforty
TWO


| APPEARANCE |


I-I-I-I-I'm roughly five feet n-n-nine inCHES tall, a-a-and weigh about a hundred and THIRTY TWO pounds, a-a-and that's about it, really! T-the hair's DYed green, and the i-i-ink was put on me by fORCe. My b-b-build's really scrawny, funny considering some of the things h-h-h-he made me do! Thin, almost bony fingers, that tremble a little from how much I s-s-s-shake, ribcage showing through the flesh on my chest, that sorta s-s-stuff.

Oh, can't forget about the SMILE. Joker carves them into the mouths of a-all his lackeys, using those k-k-knives of his. The corners of my mouth are torn and scarred in the shape of a nice smile, just like his, since he wants ALLOFUSTOBELIKEHIM.


| ABILITIES/SKILLS |
C-c-c-cellular regeneration a-a-and accelerated growth. A-a-also whatever genetic fREAK I've become has also dulled my sense of pain. Y-you could shoot me, stab me, burn me, break my limbs, dump me in acid, freeze me solid and I'd still regenerate! The only thing I know that m-m-might kill me is if you ground me to a bloody, unliving pULP.
or decapitation that might work too
or complete cremation
or drowning

Or hell, the other MYRIAD WAYS you could kill someone either by destroying them entirely or without touching them at all!

But that doesn't mean I'm some sorta superman, oh no. I mean, sure I'm actually stronger than most and faster too, but I'm no Superman or Flash. I can't lift cars, I can't run faster than light, I can't stop bullets with my EYES. I age just fine! I'm handy with a knife, yeah, or any other sharp thing you give me, sure! I can beat people to a pulp, sure! But I'm just a man who can't die. A man...who can't die...

I think, if this thing grew on me, I know at some point I'd be able to regenerate lost limbs or organs! A-a-a-and if I had all of my power, I could probably even rebuild myself from clumps of my own flesh! I'd be almost unkillable!

But that's just some stupid fantasy, probably. I'd never get that far. Not while I'm in this damn place.


| BACKSTORY |
I was originally from

J-J-J-J-JOKERLANDHOMEOFTHELAUGHTER
ANDSMILESANDFUN
FORALL

b-b-but I wasn't already l-like this, o-o-o-oh no, I was n-n-n-normal once! W-w-w-when the Joker decided to make my h-h-h-home of M-M-M-Miami part of his twisted MASTERPIECE that he calls J-J-J-Joker Land.

S-S-S-See, he's a r-r-r-real nutjob! He forces the men to-to-to work for him or die! Those that do c-c-cave in to his demands are made into clow-clow-clowns, like I was! They have to force a s-smile at all times and do whatever he says, no matter how TWISTED IT IS. I s-s-s-spent a good long while under his iron fist, a-a-and look what it made me. I h-h-hate what I've become! IT got worse when I found out I had powers! Like, who in the world would pass up the only clown that could recover from being shot?! Or from being burned? Or beaten? Or DISSOLVED IN ACID?!

T-t-that's right, I was a f-f-fucking joke! Within a joke! If there weren't any people to make fun of, they'd string me up and take potshots at me! Baseball bats, pipes, bullets, knives, shit I don't know how much crap they threw at me and hit me with, and still I wouldn't die!

That's when the big cheese himself took notice. A minion that couldn't bite it? He reveled in senseless death man! Even for his goons, they bit it almost as quick and as regularly as the other idiots! But here, in me, Joker had a reusable plaything! So he used me alright. Used me in many things! Set me on fire, threw me in acid, ran me over with a truck, he even threw me off the top of a roller-coaster for Pete's sake! I've been crushed, frozen, exposed to his laughing gas, cut all over and more horrid things than I can bear to remember...and still every week he'd find some new, twisted way to torture me for his amusement.

Then, like any other toy, he threw me away. He had his fun and he got bored with his indestructible puppet. I went back to being just another minion, but I'd had enough of him! Call me insane, but I tried to kill him once. I took one of his carnie knives and lobbed it at him, and when that didn't work I charged at him! I charged the fucking Joker! But he didn't even crack a smile or anything either! His other goons caught me first and then threw me in here to rot! That's how I ended up here, in the worst prison in the world.

I needa get out of here. I have a wife and kids to get back to! They need me, no matter where they are...and I'll do anything to get back to them.

ANYTHING.

Even if it means killing the Joker.


| SAMPLE POST |
A small tape recorder sits on the dust beneath a chain link fence. There's a tape within it, fully wound. Upon rewinding the tape back to the start, a grim message plays...



What sounds like scuffling is heard for a few seconds, and when the recording resumes, the voice that comes through is all too familiar...


The recording stops, presumably as the Joker rewinds the already recorded segments to listen to what has been recorded.


A firm whack is heard through the recorder's speaker, and a scuffle follows, one that tapers away as the recorder presumably falls out of reach of either man. Shortly after, a thud and clatter as the device hits the floor, coming to rest in the spot you found it earlier. The recording follows, but significantly lower in volume than before.


The Joker's maniacal laughter fills the speaker as Smiley's frenzied pleas for help die out as he's taken away. The laughter slowly dies out as well, and the rest of the recording is the relative silence of Joker Land, marred by the occasional screams and twisted carnival music in the distance.

Now, perhaps you should run from here. One of the clowns might find you...and who knows what they'll do to you.


| NOTES |
I l-l-l-l-like ch-ch-ch-cherry soda!

I-I-It looks like
BLOOD
but d-d-d-doesn't taste like it
which is g-g-good!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lord Wraith
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith Actually Three Otters in a Trenchcoat

Member Online

Certainly off to an interesting start. Looking forward to its completion.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lord Wraith
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith Actually Three Otters in a Trenchcoat

Member Online

I'm sorry, but I'm finding the strictness about what powers we can or can't have is too much. Thanks for considering me.



Sorry to hear that. Look forward to crossing paths again.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by An Outsider
Raw
Avatar of An Outsider

An Outsider A Glorious Failure

Member Seen 1 yr ago

Pending agreement from my Co-GMs, I'd like to accept the completed sheets for @Nightrunner's 'The Ghost of the Batman', @Xenonia's 'The Sloth' and @SuperTacticalDerp's 'William Dagger'.

If I've missed any other completed sheets plus let me know.


I'm good with this decision.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Xenonia
Raw
Avatar of Xenonia

Xenonia QT3.14

Member Seen 4 yrs ago

Behold, the MIGHTY SLOTH
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by SuperTacticalDerp
Raw
Avatar of SuperTacticalDerp

SuperTacticalDerp The New Monarch

Member Seen 8 yrs ago

Posted my CS. William Dagger is on the board!!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by clanjos
Raw
Avatar of clanjos

clanjos Giant Hero

Member Seen 0-24 hrs ago

What kind of weirdo would put that much effort into a joke submission? Santa's an established part of DC canon. If he's not acceptable, I can probably whip up something else.

@Lord Wraith
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lord Wraith
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith Actually Three Otters in a Trenchcoat

Member Online

@clanjos Still not sure if I should be taking you serious or not...

Either way, if Santa is a serious submission I'm afraid he's far too powerful to allow.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by SuperTacticalDerp
Raw
Avatar of SuperTacticalDerp

SuperTacticalDerp The New Monarch

Member Seen 8 yrs ago

@clanjos Still not sure if I should be taking you serious or not...

Either way, if Santa is a serious submission I'm afraid he's far too powerful to allow.


Seriously, we do need Santa Claus as an Important NPC at some point. It is just too good too pass up on.
Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by clanjos
Raw
Avatar of clanjos

clanjos Giant Hero

Member Seen 0-24 hrs ago

No sample post yet, I'm getting hungry.

Name: Thomas "Tommygun" Hardman
Alias: The Demon, Nebiros, The Demonpuncher
Age: 37
Appearance:
Tommygun Hardman is a world-renowned explorer and archaeologist, discovering numerous ruins and unearthing countless cultural artifacts. His body's covered with scars and bumps from close calls with the deathtraps of cultures ranging from aliens who settled Earth in the prehistoric past to gun-toting mobsters hoarding mystical artifacts that Hardman believes belong to the archaeological world- IE, museums or in the hands of the descendants of the makers. For some reason, probably the stink of blood from strange creatures on his knuckles, animals hate him.

Nebiros is a high-class Demon. Due to the structure of Hell's "Lower is Better" hierarchy, this marks him as a fairly powerful warrior who receives absolutely no respect in the infernal court. He claims that at one point Mu, Lemuria, Ys, and even Atlantis were under his rule... before the wizards screwed him over and sunk his lands. Because of this, he really feels for the people of South America.







Notes: Yeah, still liking Coke, but now I've tried Peach Fresca which is amazing.

Behold, behold the strength of man!
I strike down legions of the damned.
From Satan's hall, or darkest pits,
I crush the demons with my fists.
In hellish blood, my hands are soaked!
Arise, the Demon: Nebiros!
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by Nytefall
Raw
Avatar of Nytefall

Nytefall The Old One

Member Seen 2 mos ago

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lord Wraith
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith Actually Three Otters in a Trenchcoat

Member Online

No sample post yet, I'm getting hungry.

Name: Thomas "Tommygun" Hardman
Alias: The Demon, Nebiros, The Demonpuncher
Age: 37
Appearance:
Tommygun Hardman is a world-renowned explorer and archaeologist, discovering numerous ruins and unearthing countless cultural artifacts. His body's covered with scars and bumps from close calls with the deathtraps of cultures ranging from aliens who settled Earth in the prehistoric past to gun-toting mobsters hoarding mystical artifacts that Hardman believes belong to the archaeological world- IE, museums or in the hands of the descendants of the makers. For some reason, probably the stink of blood from strange creatures on his knuckles, animals hate him.

Nebiros is a high-class Demon. Due to the structure of Hell's "Lower is Better" hierarchy, this marks him as a fairly powerful warrior who receives absolutely no respect in the infernal court. At one point, he claims that Mu, Lemuria, Ys, and even Atlantis were under his rule... before the wizards screwed him over and sunk his lands. Because of this, he really feels for the people of South America.





Sample Post: (Be sure to show off your character's personality here and maybe some of their abilities. If you need an idea for this post, why not cover the day you were imprisoned.)
Notes: Yeah, still liking Coke, but now I've tried Peach Fresca which is amazing.

Behold, behold the strength of man!
Striking down legions of the damned.
From Satan's hall, or darkest pits,
I crush the demons with my fists.
In hellish blood, my hands are soaked!
Arise, the Demon: Nebiros!


A bit of Indy and Etrigan? I can dig it. Looking forward to seeing the sheet completed.

Sample Post: Can't I use my backstory?


'Fraid not. A backstory is one thing but I want a preview of what your IC style will be like.

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by knighthawk
Raw
Avatar of knighthawk

knighthawk Djinn Jedi

Member Seen 1 mo ago

Still waiting on review of 'take 2'
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lord Wraith
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith Actually Three Otters in a Trenchcoat

Member Online

Still waiting on review of 'take 2'


Was it complete? I'll take a look at it in a bit. About to head out.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Nytefall
Raw
Avatar of Nytefall

Nytefall The Old One

Member Seen 2 mos ago

@Lord WraithAw fine then.
Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by knighthawk
Raw
Avatar of knighthawk

knighthawk Djinn Jedi

Member Seen 1 mo ago

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by clanjos
Raw
Avatar of clanjos

clanjos Giant Hero

Member Seen 0-24 hrs ago

Edited in a brief sample post involving gorillas, jetpacks, and fistfights.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by An Outsider
Raw
Avatar of An Outsider

An Outsider A Glorious Failure

Member Seen 1 yr ago

Still waiting on review of 'take 2'


Take 2 still needs a backstory and sample post.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Weird Tales
Raw
Avatar of Weird Tales

Weird Tales A Stranger from A Strange Outer Dimension

Member Seen 6 days ago

I changed his powers around, are they more acceptable?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by knighthawk
Raw
Avatar of knighthawk

knighthawk Djinn Jedi

Member Seen 1 mo ago

<Snipped quote by knighthawk>

Take 2 still needs a backstory and sample post.


Verdammt! Could have sworn I did that again already!
↑ Top
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet