@Tenish the MightyCool post, and thanks for the out, though you did confuse Jackson for Maxwell in the cave.
Orion is like the Steve Carlsberg of Oakenheim.
"There was a conversation in the current. Orion heard it the first moment he submerged after his little fit. Each little eddy brought another whispered syllable. He blinked in the murky depths of the water, the others swam on ahead. None of them took the time to listen."
"There are glowing arrows in the sky. You can’t see them. I do. There are dotted lines and arrows and circles. The sky is a chart that explains the entire world. But you can’t see it. I know that. (...) No one listens when I talk. They hear, but… they don’t listen. Even now, maybe your attention is drifting. (...) Night Vale is a weird place. No one else sees that, I guess."
I'll be free if anyone wants to collab tomorrow.