So I wasn't the only one who cringed when I read the post.
What, mine?
I'm confused.
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What, mine?
I'm confused.
The German accent will be the death of me, I swear...
One good thing about being clumsy, you were used to painful bumps and falls. Another good thing was that when someone else threw you into a room, you don't really feel bad about yourself cause for once it wasn't your fault that you rocketed across the bed, bounced off the mattress, and slammed face first into the cabinet with a heavy thud. As the German slowly slid down the ornate wood, she gave a soft sigh, hand pulling out a cherry pink handkerchief covered in a strawberry pattern to stop the blood flowing from her nose in a practiced motion and a weak wince. Still not used to the unusually violent and probably law-breaking treatment, but knowing better than to rock the boat, Al took stock of her location instead. Same kind of room from last year. Ornate furniture, fairly spacious. The German's blue eyes landed on her roommate, a tanned blonde girl of indeterminate age. Al stood up, dusting off her black skirt and straightening her top as she gave a smile from behind the kerchief. Alright, remember to not speak in German, good first impressions!
"Guten to meet you! Mein name ish Alfonzine Shteiner, und I guesh ve vill be...er...um..."
Dammit what was the word?! Japanese was such a complex language and she already had enough problems with the accent. Blank stare at the girl for a moment before a hand quickly shot into her bag, rummaging around before a large German-Japanese language book came out, almost clocking the redhead in the face as she rapidly fanned through several dog eared and tabbed pages.
"Erm, vun shecond! Uh...uhhhh..."
Al stood up as she found the word she was looking for, giving a large smile, and the thick book landing on her foot with a heavy thud. Ignore that, pinkie toes aren't that important.
"Matez of ze room!"
Wait, no. Japanese, reverse subject and object!
"I mean roommatez! Heh...heh."
A deep red began to blossom over Al's cheeks.
"Guten to meet you! Mein name ish Alfonzine Shteiner, und I guesh ve vill be...er...um..."
Dammit what was the word?! Japanese was such a complex language and she already had enough problems with the accent. Blank stare at the girl for a moment before a hand quickly shot into her bag, rummaging around before a large German-Japanese language book came out, almost clocking the redhead in the face as she rapidly fanned through several dog eared and tabbed pages.
"Erm, vun shecond! Uh...uhhhh..."
Al stood up as she found the word she was looking for, giving a large smile, and the thick book landing on her foot with a heavy thud. Ignore that, pinkie toes aren't that important.
"Matez of ze room!"
Wait, no. Japanese, reverse subject and object!
"I mean roommatez! Heh...heh."
A deep red began to blossom over Al's cheeks.
Hoo boy. She got paired with Donna. How I do feel bad for her.
Eh, what's the worst that cou-*sees Al's nickname in the roster*.....what the hell did I get myself into...
I'm so very lost at what's happening in this OOC right now, and it's been like...one day since I posted.
EDIT: Alfonsine is with a sadistic lustful monster for a room mate...well then, this should prove amusing.
EDIT: Alfonsine is with a sadistic lustful monster for a room mate...well then, this should prove amusing.
Name: Alfonsine Steiner (Prefers to be called Al)
Age: 17
Height: 5'
Weight: 170lbs *almost all of it carried around her hips*
Year: 2nd
Nationality: Germany
Appearance:
She frequently wears loose fitting sweaters, skirts, and dresses to help with her considerable badonkadonk.
Personality: Al is a sweet, loving, and very affectionate girl who easily drops into a motherly figure role in any group of friends. A fact that drives the hopeless romantic absolutely bonkers. She dreams of finding "The One" and having a fulfilling romance. However, her nature constantly puts her into the "unsexy mom" role. Combine this with a striking lack of physical coordination and a healthy dose of clumsiness often resulting in self injury, and Al has dreary outlooks for her love life. And here she was hoping that in such an environment as the academy she would have better luck in romance.
Bio: Alfonsine is the daughter of a particularly skilled doctor, and comes from a wealthy family. Her father was always kind and warm with his daughters, of which he had seven, and loyal and loving to his wife. The Steiner Daughters were graceful, beautiful, and intelligent.
And then there was Al. Graceful was never a word that would match her description. Her physical coordination, for reasons unknown, seemed to develop on a rather tilted keel. She was covered in bandages and bruises so often that for awhile rumors spread that she was being abused. These were untrue of course. While her sisters always had diverse ambitions, her own dream was to be a dancer. Three teachers and several hundred classes (and a few broken bones) later, her dream seemed an impossibility. She soon learned, however, that she had a particularly strong talent for music. Where most expected piano or violin, as many wealthy girls would lean towards, she opted instead for woodwind instruments. Her flute and saxophone skills are quite extraordinary, and while she may not be able to dance without causing someone to go to the hospital, she decided instead to make music to allow others to dance.
She was quickly enrolled at Nakkashiro Gakuen to allow her to explore her talents without outside pressure from the public eye.
Other: She is frequently swathed in bandages from bumps and falls she takes due to severe physical clumsiness.
Al speaks with a heavy German accent, and sometimes struggles with remembering particular words.
She is a shockingly good musician, especially when it comes to flute and saxophone.
Age: 17
Height: 5'
Weight: 170lbs *almost all of it carried around her hips*
Year: 2nd
Nationality: Germany
Appearance:
She frequently wears loose fitting sweaters, skirts, and dresses to help with her considerable badonkadonk.
Personality: Al is a sweet, loving, and very affectionate girl who easily drops into a motherly figure role in any group of friends. A fact that drives the hopeless romantic absolutely bonkers. She dreams of finding "The One" and having a fulfilling romance. However, her nature constantly puts her into the "unsexy mom" role. Combine this with a striking lack of physical coordination and a healthy dose of clumsiness often resulting in self injury, and Al has dreary outlooks for her love life. And here she was hoping that in such an environment as the academy she would have better luck in romance.
Bio: Alfonsine is the daughter of a particularly skilled doctor, and comes from a wealthy family. Her father was always kind and warm with his daughters, of which he had seven, and loyal and loving to his wife. The Steiner Daughters were graceful, beautiful, and intelligent.
And then there was Al. Graceful was never a word that would match her description. Her physical coordination, for reasons unknown, seemed to develop on a rather tilted keel. She was covered in bandages and bruises so often that for awhile rumors spread that she was being abused. These were untrue of course. While her sisters always had diverse ambitions, her own dream was to be a dancer. Three teachers and several hundred classes (and a few broken bones) later, her dream seemed an impossibility. She soon learned, however, that she had a particularly strong talent for music. Where most expected piano or violin, as many wealthy girls would lean towards, she opted instead for woodwind instruments. Her flute and saxophone skills are quite extraordinary, and while she may not be able to dance without causing someone to go to the hospital, she decided instead to make music to allow others to dance.
She was quickly enrolled at Nakkashiro Gakuen to allow her to explore her talents without outside pressure from the public eye.
Other: She is frequently swathed in bandages from bumps and falls she takes due to severe physical clumsiness.
Al speaks with a heavy German accent, and sometimes struggles with remembering particular words.
She is a shockingly good musician, especially when it comes to flute and saxophone.
Here you go, have an awkward German with a booty. Looking forward to this!
Name: Alfonsine Steiner (Prefers to be called Al)
Age: 17
Height: 5'
Weight: 170lbs *almost all of it carried around her hips*
Year: 2nd
Nationality: Germany
Appearance:
She frequently wears loose fitting sweaters, skirts, and dresses to help with her considerable badonkadonk.
Personality: Al is a sweet, loving, and very affectionate girl who easily drops into a motherly figure role in any group of friends. A fact that drives the hopeless romantic absolutely bonkers. She dreams of finding "The One" and having a fulfilling romance. However, her nature constantly puts her into the "unsexy mom" role. Combine this with a striking lack of physical coordination and a healthy dose of clumsiness often resulting in self injury, and Al has dreary outlooks for her love life. And here she was hoping that in such an environment as the academy she would have better luck in romance.
Bio: Alfonsine is the daughter of a particularly skilled doctor, and comes from a wealthy family. Her father was always kind and warm with his daughters, of which he had seven, and loyal and loving to his wife. The Steiner Daughters were graceful, beautiful, and intelligent.
And then there was Al. Graceful was never a word that would match her description. Her physical coordination, for reasons unknown, seemed to develop on a rather tilted keel. She was covered in bandages and bruises so often that for awhile rumors spread that she was being abused. These were untrue of course. While her sisters always had diverse ambitions, her own dream was to be a dancer. Three teachers and several hundred classes (and a few broken bones) later, her dream seemed an impossibility. She soon learned, however, that she had a particularly strong talent for music. Where most expected piano or violin, as many wealthy girls would lean towards, she opted instead for woodwind instruments. Her flute and saxophone skills are quite extraordinary, and while she may not be able to dance without causing someone to go to the hospital, she decided instead to make music to allow others to dance.
She was quickly enrolled at Nakkashiro Gakuen to allow her to explore her talents without outside pressure from the public eye.
Other: She is frequently swathed in bandages from bumps and falls she takes due to severe physical clumsiness.
Al speaks with a heavy German accent, and sometimes struggles with remembering particular words.
She is a shockingly good musician, especially when it comes to flute and saxophone.
@KoL
Booty sisters? Booty sisters.
Name: Alfonsine Steiner (Prefers to be called Al)
Age: 17
Height: 5'
Weight: 170lbs *almost all of it carried around her hips*
Year: 2nd
Nationality: Germany
Appearance:
She frequently wears loose fitting sweaters, skirts, and dresses to help with her considerable badonkadonk.
Personality: Al is a sweet, loving, and very affectionate girl who easily drops into a motherly figure role in any group of friends. A fact that drives the hopeless romantic absolutely bonkers. She dreams of finding "The One" and having a fulfilling romance. However, her nature constantly puts her into the "unsexy mom" role. Combine this with a striking lack of physical coordination and a healthy dose of clumsiness often resulting in self injury, and Al has dreary outlooks for her love life. And here she was hoping that in such an environment as the academy she would have better luck in romance.
Bio: Alfonsine is the daughter of a particularly skilled doctor, and comes from a wealthy family. Her father was always kind and warm with his daughters, of which he had seven, and loyal and loving to his wife. The Steiner Daughters were graceful, beautiful, and intelligent.
And then there was Al. Graceful was never a word that would match her description. Her physical coordination, for reasons unknown, seemed to develop on a rather tilted keel. She was covered in bandages and bruises so often that for awhile rumors spread that she was being abused. These were untrue of course. While her sisters always had diverse ambitions, her own dream was to be a dancer. Three teachers and several hundred classes (and a few broken bones) later, her dream seemed an impossibility. She soon learned, however, that she had a particularly strong talent for music. Where most expected piano or violin, as many wealthy girls would lean towards, she opted instead for woodwind instruments. Her flute and saxophone skills are quite extraordinary, and while she may not be able to dance without causing someone to go to the hospital, she decided instead to make music to allow others to dance.
She was quickly enrolled at Nakkashiro Gakuen to allow her to explore her talents without outside pressure from the public eye.
Other: She is frequently swathed in bandages from bumps and falls she takes due to severe physical clumsiness.
Al speaks with a heavy German accent, and sometimes struggles with remembering particular words.
She is a shockingly good musician, especially when it comes to flute and saxophone.
@KoL
Booty sisters? Booty sisters.
Interested, seems like it could lead to some really dynamic and unique interactions between characters.
So I'm guessing the giant hot tub is off the table then? :P
Quite so.
@Spawnling My character's dorm must contain a wooden hut that stands on fowl's legs, and the light source must be skulls illuminated from within with undying embers.
I'll allow a Barbie house on a dead chicken that's on fire, nothing more or less.
Guess I have some required reading to do to find out the time of day.
Morning. Also everyone, Joshua here is joining us as well, be friendly.
A skylight should suit those needs for stargazing.
Does anyone else have special requirements for their living conditions that they're unsure about or would like clarification? Note that things like "Bubbling hot tubs of magma" are out of the question, you'll need to make do without those.
Does anyone else have special requirements for their living conditions that they're unsure about or would like clarification? Note that things like "Bubbling hot tubs of magma" are out of the question, you'll need to make do without those.
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