MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dammit, I did it again...oh wait no I didn't, well I did but I just made it where I didn't. No, not like I took it back...well kinda, but I made it where I never did it in the first place. I did it in another time though, but I fixed it in my time. What I fix? I kinda cut off my arm, but it's back now, so it's K.

Oh yeah hi, I'm Gabe, I'm a klutz. I break things at the most inopportune times. It's not that big a deal, because I always manage to fix it. This time though I don't think I can fix it by myself though. I have to ask those weird gray skinned guys to help me fix this. They say they're technically my gods, but I dunno... I love them though, they're so sweet...cept not really. I dunno...I love everyone...

Oh yeah, guess what I broke this time?
Ha, I made a pun...
What? Yeah, I said pun...
BECAUSE I BROKE TIME.

No, don't look at me like that, I'm serious.

Welcome to our personal session of Sburb! Gehehe. If you couldn't tell from above, we have a trouble maker in this session (played by me). Time kinda sorta gets messed all to hell. How so? Well we're not entirely for sure. But we're gonna find out soon! We just gotta get through all this beginning shit first.

This right here is the human side of the story, so this particular thread will only need four characters/players to begin. I had four people show interest, so I have now made this ooc! I will consider making a thread for the troll storyline once I get 2-4 more people interested, as I will expect some people to double...finding 12 actual roleplayers to play trolls would be to much to ask for, so yada yada...

Back to this session.

This storyline will center around a small problem that will occur once entering the session...concerning our beloved dipshit Gabe. Cept not really,...I'm not gonna be able to explain without ruining the story. But anyhow, the time of the session goes all wonky as people start talking to their past selves, watching things they just did be undone and things they haven't done yet randomly happen. It's rather quite annoying, especially when your time player is convinced he broke it.

Then there's this troll entity feeding the humans information that can't be determined as helpful advice or COMPLETE FUCKING GARBAGE. So go figure~<3

We'll discuss other plot twists and stuff as we go on because this should be a collaborative project no?

So... here's a cs for you hoomun.

Name: Please use name conventions :O (4 Letter first names)
Chumhandle:
Age: 13! :P NO CHANGING.
Gender: 2M/2F

Typing Style: Humans don't have quirks, remember that.

Personality: Give your character 2-3 interests that define them (Movies, plushies, etc.)

Strife Specibus:

God Tier:

Will you make a troll for your character to interact with later?:

Name: Egil Husch

Egil Husch said Nobody ever told me that being struck by lightning would make my life inexplicably weirder.

My name is the answer to an ancient zen riddle, only heard in the rumble of thunder.

Chumhandle: (#51D3FF)
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Class: Heir
Aspect: Heart
Land of Ruins and Towers
Consorts: Still deciding.
Denizen: Adad
Moon: Prospit
Typing Style: Emphasizes Words at the beginning and End of Sentences.
Strife Specibus: Whipkind.
Sylladex: Electron Modus. When storing an item, you decide whether it will be observed or not. Observed items can be retrieved at any time, but will have a random exit velocity. Unobserved items can only be retrieved through random selection.


Will you make a troll for your character to interact with later?: Yes.

ALSO: Some resources the rest of you may find useful.

Pesterchum download! Available for PC, Mac and Linux. Very user friendly, and has logs automatically converted to BBcode for copypasta here in the forums. Also has functions that allow for automated quirks, time travel pestering from the past/future, etcetera.

Captchalogue Card & Code Creator! Stick an image in the card, mash on the keyboard, and you are cooking with alchemy! In addition, here's an Alchemy Calculator for figuring out codes and the like on the fly.

Finally, an online collaborative doc-site! Because you can't make complete bullshit without teamwork.

Name: Mimi Andrews
Chumhandle: seekerParamount (e431c0)


Age: 13
Gender: Female
Class: Knight
Aspect: Hope
Land of Bells And Stars
Consorts: Violet bearded lizards
Denizen: Lugh
Moon: prospit
Typing Style: Uses lot of emoticons in her text ^3^, also uses lots of !!!!! and ???? and can roll her letterrrrrrs in text when she get excited.
Personality: Your name's MIMI ANDREWS. You're a 13 year old girl who has some strange hobbies Like GAMING and WRITING stories of your favourite characters. Your SISTER is very WEIRD about her work, so you learn to ignored the disturbing details. You are very talented for making STORIES but at the cost of some social skills but you don't need that overrated skill since STORIES and GAMING is all you need. Your room is filled to the brim with NOTES OF STORIES, and VIDEO GAMES and VIDEO GAMES POSTERS. You are a girl filled with a lot of PASSION for your interest and are willing to gave your friends a shoulder to rest upon if needed. Your favourite game is CRONO TRIGGER and no one can say other wise without their you ripping off their arms, well you think that anyway you could never do that. You are always on the internet in your room away from your sister and assholes, because you're a hermit that is oddly social online so that makes you a paradox in a sense.
Strife Specibus: Knifekind.
Sylladex: Color modus. She could store an item in one of many slots in this modus, it is a really big modus also, able to hold 64 items per major color, but the danger is that she has name aloud the the main and secondary colors. Let's she has a sword in her modus, to get it out safely she would have to say, "Silver and gold." and it would come out okay, but if she says a vague answer like silver, all the silver items in her modus would be shot out at the speed that could be dangerous. But makes a decent last resort weapon.
Will you make a troll for your character to interact with later?: Yep.

Just to say, Bard of Time is mine Dx

Curses, someone took my prefer class! Ah well, Frozen you're to be our Time player? I shall be space then ^^ I'll have my CS up ASAP

We need an active class

Frozen, are you going to be playing a male or female bard? So I know what gender my character should be.

Bards are exclusively male hun

I figured, but I was confirming, I've seen some...serious shenanigans in other Homestuck games. So just making sure.

FrozenEcstasy said
We need an active class

Heir is active, yeah?

Or at least not confirmed to be either active or passive. It's more strongly implied to be active, I would think.

Name: Lily O'donald
Chumhandle: infiniteCrafter
Age: 13
Gender: F
Appearance:

Typing Style: Lilly tends to type with decent grammar, though SHE HAS A HABBIT OF GETTING EXCITED MID SCENTENCE! Don't worry, she doesn't do it every time. Only when she is talking about something that excites her. like, for example SUPER HEROS! OR ARTS AND CRAFTS!!!

Personality: Lily is most often enthusiastic, cheerful, and optimistic. Though that doesn't mean she can't BRING THE HURT when you cross one of her lines. But more often than not, she is a caring sort that prefers to be a helping hand than a hurting one. She is absolutely in love with ARTS AND CRAFTS. She spends much of her free time making something or other, most often when the project involves SCISSORS AND PAPER since she loves working with her hands. Her other big interest is SUPERHEROS, especially those from the DC universe since they most often reflect her optimistic attitude. She especially likes Superman and Wonder woman. While she respect batman, she find the hero makes her uncomfortable because she is quite AFRIAD OF THE DARK. Her love of arts and crafts have lead her to attempt COSTUME AND OUTFIT MAKING, mostly designs based on her favorite heroes. Though this is a new thing for her and she is quite shy about the results

Strife Specibus: Scissor Kind

God Tier: Thief of Space

Will you make a troll for your character to interact with later?: Yes

Ah, also forgot to include my character's moon.

Prospit. Dibs.

Alright, my character will be up eventually, I just gotta take care of some things.
In the meantime, if you guys could make a sprite for your character that'd be great ;P there are various tools on the internet to do that.

Also, any idea on how to deal with pester logs using these forums only? I don't have access to a computer often enough to use any programs long turn so...

Sprite is up, I have no ideas off the top of my head, but I'll ponder on it.

Sprite is up.

On that note: should we establish how well these children know each other before we proceed?

Egil is faintly obsessed with certain niche videogames as well as science fiction writing, so I imagine he would have plenty to talk about with Mimi if they met on some games/literature forum. Meanwhile, his interest in blacksmithing and crafting (in the hardware sense) may have landed him in an arts and crafts forum or chatroom on occasion, which is how you might have met Lily.

Also, any idea on how to deal with pester logs using these forums only? I don't have access to a computer often enough to use any programs long turn so...

Sure. Check out the etherpad link in the second post, it would be a snap to format pesterchum conversations in one of those pads, and its a web service rather than a program.

Gigapause.com
Hue

Added my shitty sprites ^3^
I like the idea that they met on a forum~

Gigapause.com is a homestuck fan site Dx

And it would be interesting to have them on a forum instead of pester hum :0

I think it's not unreasonable for them all to have met via forum. But the kids being able to communicate in realtime is sort of a necessary practicality.

Good point :3