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... earlier today:

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But now I'm a little concerned that you're unable to heed instructions. How did you miss the mention? And you obviously didn't read the character sheet "stuff stuffies", that gave very clear directions.

So, what's going on here? Are you new to all of this and just floundering around like some epileptic spider?

Or are you some kind of moron?

It's okay, you can tell me. I wont judge.

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I'm leaving, dumbass. See you later, I didn't know dude. e.e what the fuck is wrong with you, numbskull. Fuck this group.

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He's a dumbass and a numbskull because he has rules.

The world is filled with 99% dumbasses and numbskulls, by the same line of logic.

That is true, I was just hoping that Dungeon Blaster might be able to fit me into the RP somehow, but if he can't than that just stinks.

I'm sorry if it seems like I need someone to hold my hand here, but I have a question. I don't know how collaborative posts work. Like I don't want to have to post single sentence posts just to have a conversation with another PC, and it would be nice to work with someone. If anyone would be willing to help me with this, especially on bringing my guy in, it would be greatly appreciated. This is my first RP ever, so I am trying not to commit a major Faux Pas right off the bat.

Hi guys, sorry I have to drop out.

This is going way too fast for me to catch up.

Don't know if you guys still accept characters, but here is mine. Hope he isn't too overpowered or anything.

Roger Allman [+]

Part One: Information and Cosmetics

Profession: Accountant

Name: Roger Allman

Age: 34

Gender: Male

Appearance:

My Hider [+]

Backstory: Roger was always an oddball, he seemed to care about safety more than the average joe, he always found that being prepared was always a good thing. Now, he wasn't the type to build a concrete bunker, stock pile only canned foods, and wait it out till humanity is either dead or prospering. To be prepared for him, it is to have a plan, the necessary equipment, and even the necessary skills for any disaster. Be it tornadoes, earthquakes, civil unrest, and even preparing for a deadly pathogen. He learned the basics of shooting a gun, as what is the point of owning a gun if you don't know how to shoot it, right? He learned tips and tricks to survive in most scenarios and such, and even prepared packs for various emergencies. He believed he was prepared for mostly everything that the world could throw at him.

Boy, does that bite him in the butt later in life as he never actually prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse. However, he did at least prepare for most other believable situations and combined all the kits together to make some sort of viable way to survive this crazy hellhole.

Part Two: Skills and Equipment

Skills: Above average survival skills, above average survival knowledge, and basic knowledge on operating handguns

Starting Equipment: A light bulletproof vest, jumpsuit made out of rubberized fabric with inserted kevlar plates, gasmask made out of rubberized fabric, antiseptic, cotton swabs, two handheld radios, three water bottles, purification tablets, and four cans of food.

Starting Weapons: Carbon Steel Crowbar and Smith & Wesson M&P SHIELD™ 9mm

Part Three: Personality, Psychology and Physiology

Bravery: 6

Psychological Stability: 5

Reaction Speed: 7

Physical Strength: 6

Constitution: 6

Party Control: Yes

@Dungeon Blaster

Looks like we aggro'd the boss. Oops. (How did he know it was specifically Sylvia and Austin? Oh well.)
That aside, what if the pair were to walk in while he was in the middle of climbing and just... cut the rope?
(Totally not going to do that *cough*) >.>