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So we’re out and I ask my dad for his phone so I can look something up on the internet, and the little suggestion box that tries to finish what you type in goes right to PornHub as soon as I start putting in w’s.

So my dad’s figured out how to do something I’ve been doing since I was 14, but it freaks me out that that result was the first thing to pop up. How often is he booking a party of one?
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Wait... how old are you. And what is your gender...?
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I'm 19. Gender... That's complicated. Let's just say I'm female.

I'm interested with how you're going to use this information.
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Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl
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Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage


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That is nothing to worry about. Plenty of men these days throw a party of one. You should begin to worry when it comes to parties of 3 or more. Even more so, if that involves a search in pornhub that says "Bad News Bears", or anything that involves "Bears" and other gay terminology that I won't mention at the risk of exposure. Haha.
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Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl


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Now you have something that you and your father can connect over.
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Now you have something that you and your father can connect over.


How to ruin family movie nights forever.
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How to ruin family movie nights forever.


They have more movie options now!
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Babby's first 'finding your dad's porn.'

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Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn.


Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.
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They have more movie options now!


Well, you know what they say is a fraction of all data on the internet.
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Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.


Well technically I still have a dick so right now I'm not exactly helping that statistic.
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Well technically I still have a dick so right now I'm not exactly helping that statistic.


Hey man... if you live in Cali... they'll definitely use their taxes to help you fix that.
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Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.


Actually, porn watching is split equally between the genders.
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Actually, porn watching is split equally between the genders.


Thats pretty much what I thought, girls just never talk about it (except on tumblr when they reblog stuff), guys just assume they don't watch porn but lo and behold they do.
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Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl


I'm about to watch porn right now. Your idea of what women do behind closed doors is warped.
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Your idea of what women do behind closed doors is warped.


I always figured it was sexy underwear pillow fights with other girls, like, all the time.
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I always figured it was sexy underwear pillow fights with other girls, like, all the time.


No I do that in public ;)
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