Dad + PornHub = Bad News Bears

[Marik]

So we’re out and I ask my dad for his phone so I can look something up on the internet, and the little suggestion box that tries to finish what you type in goes right to PornHub as soon as I start putting in w’s.

So my dad’s figured out how to do something I’ve been doing since I was 14, but it freaks me out that that result was the first thing to pop up. How often is he booking a party of one?

[Error]

Wait... how old are you. And what is your gender...?

[Marik]

I'm 19. Gender... That's complicated. Let's just say I'm female.

I'm interested with how you're going to use this information.

[Error]

Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl

[Marik]

Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage

@Error

Wat.

[Impaqt]

That is nothing to worry about. Plenty of men these days throw a party of one. You should begin to worry when it comes to parties of 3 or more. Even more so, if that involves a search in pornhub that says "Bad News Bears", or anything that involves "Bears" and other gay terminology that I won't mention at the risk of exposure. Haha.

[Nerevarine]

Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl

@Error

[Vilageidiotx]

Now you have something that you and your father can connect over.

[KnightShade]

Now you have something that you and your father can connect over.

@Vilageidiotx

How to ruin family movie nights forever.

[Impaqt]

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How to ruin family movie nights forever.

@KnightShade

They have more movie options now!

[Awson]

Babby's first 'finding your dad's porn.'

[Spud]

Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn.

@Error

Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.

[ArenaSnow]

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They have more movie options now!

@Impaqt

Well, you know what they say is a fraction of all data on the internet.

[Marik]

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Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.

@Spud

Well technically I still have a dick so right now I'm not exactly helping that statistic.

[Loud Angry Dead]

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Well technically I still have a dick so right now I'm not exactly helping that statistic.

@Marik

Hey man... if you live in Cali... they'll definitely use their taxes to help you fix that.

[Keyguyperson]

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Wait ... few ... loads of my girlfriends watch Gay Japanese porn, there certainly aren't few girls watching porn, theres plenty of them.

@Spud

Actually, porn watching is split equally between the genders.

[Spud]

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Actually, porn watching is split equally between the genders.

@Keyguyperson

Thats pretty much what I thought, girls just never talk about it (except on tumblr when they reblog stuff), guys just assume they don't watch porn but lo and behold they do.

[Sana]

Well, using my powers of deduction I dedce that you are now one of the few girls that watches porn. Thats ofcourse if you aline yourself to a gender or like many members of this hell hole we call internet you are Bi. Either way thats weird that you were late to that stage and... a girl

@Error

I'm about to watch porn right now. Your idea of what women do behind closed doors is warped.

[Vilageidiotx]

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Your idea of what women do behind closed doors is warped.

@Sana

I always figured it was sexy underwear pillow fights with other girls, like, all the time.

[Sana]

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I always figured it was sexy underwear pillow fights with other girls, like, all the time.

@Vilageidiotx

No I do that in public ;)