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I'll have something for the collab this evening. Lots of scrumptious responsibility on my plate at the moment and I must eat it all before desert.

Orion should probably do something useful for once in this little adventure. He's more than just some pretty face eye candy you know.

Also...BORDERLANDS!!!
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This is easily the longest post I've seen in a long time. And also feels somewhat unfair to Piercing because I think they're the only ones not involved in it, so I get the feeling it's going to be a very intimidating brick...maaaaybe split this up a smidge? We still haven't even had Tenish or Raijin put anything in it.
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That was what I was going to suggest once we took a look at the whole mess.
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feels somewhat unfair to Piercing because I think they're the only ones not involved in it, so I get the feeling it's going to be a very intimidating brick...maaaaybe split this up a smidge? We still haven't even had Tenish or Raijin put anything in it.

You forgot @Constantine ya blockhead
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I never forget Constantine, except when I totally forget Constantine. Which is odd considering I'm secretly infatuated with Constantine...
Sorry Constantine!
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Anyone wanna post the second half?
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I'll do it, just give me a sec.

Edit: There we go.
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Orion Fact: Obduro Okanjo, Orion's father, was a Nollywood director of decent, domestic reputation in the early 80's. He met Orion's mother Melissa Ellis after emigrating from Nigeria during the military coup of '93, fearing retaliation for his connections to the Shonekan regime. Melissa was a lawyer specialized in helping African refuge's find asylum in the US and abroad.

To this day, Orion has no idea what could have possessed them to tolerate each other long enough to produce spawn, though he supposes he is thankful that they did. They are still married, though they maintain different households and lately only communicate through Orion, who is otherwise free to spend his time at whatever home he likes. He generally prefers to stay at his mother's home, both for her company and decided lack thereof, seeing as she is often away on business. Orion's father on the other hand is almost always home, listening to conservative radio pundits and making disparaging remarks about immigrants. Presumable he is a business man of sorts and claims to own the lease to many of the commercial properties around town, but Orion has never seen him do anything that he could define as business, nor seen the lucrative profits of said venture in any of his father's lifestyle choices, who lives in a small apartment above a salon overlooking the old town square, eats frozen meals, and almost exclusively wears old, threadbare tank tops and bicycle shorts.

Orion's mother makes a decent living. She is good at her job, although advocacy is more rewarding in morality than money. She and Orion live comfortably middle class. She expects Orion to perform to his potential academically, do an unspecified but respectable amount of the household chores, supports his extra curriculars, and is a god damned wizard at making sure he performs above those expectations with little more than the occasional arched eyebrow and the use of his full name.

Orion has a younger sister. Her name is Jasmine. She is 9. She thinks that birds and her brother are the best things in the world.
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@Tenish the MightySo is Orion's Great-Grandfather from his mother or father's side?
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He is an Ellis.

...yes.
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Poke
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IS anyone still alive over here?
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Everyone's fine, right?
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Don't worry, I'm only mostly dead. Anyway since I was the only one that seems to be specifically addressed I guess I'll do the next post and hopefully we'll be out of the forest by then but if anyone has anything else that should be included go ahead and speak up.
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I have had like no idea what to do I am so sorry for letting you down collective senpai
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If you guys aren't sure what to do next, we can go ahead and skip to the next day. With the kidnapped student in the hospital. (so people can visit him if they want, though he likely won't be conscious) And the club can meet at Kanoa's home (Which is an old antiques store)
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That might be a good idea. Give us some space to pursue our own business.

The only real question is how many of our crew are going to be having to shame-sneak out of Orion's room in the wee hours of the morning.

Answer: All of them. Ain't nobody don't want a piece of that sweet sweet candy.
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Poor Orion, I've never seen sandbagging so intense. It's fine, I'm sure he'll woo someone. Maybe he'll meet a nice hipster in a slam poetry club.
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