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THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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EVERYONE, BAD NEWS. THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS, THAT SHIT IS LIKE SOLAR NAPALM AND ITS ON OUR DAMN SUN! HUMANITY IS FUCKED! JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW HOT IT IS? ITS HOTTER THAN HELL AND THAT ONE PICTURE OF EMMA WATSON IN QUESTIONABLE CLOTHING AND IN AN EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE POSE THAT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND AGAIN.


I REPEAT, WE ARE ALL FUCKED. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE? SINCE WE REALLY FUCKING NEED TIPS RIGHT NOW! DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY! WILL YOU ALLOW IT TO TAKE OVER YOUR LIVES, YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR LIFE SAVINGS, YOUR FREEDOM? EVEN IF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE TIPS, AT LEAST PRAY DAMMIT! PRAY TO SOMEONE, PRAY TO ANYONE, EVEN PRAY TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, CUTHULU, MAHZ OR THAT ONE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SCIENTOLOGY! PRAY YE BASTRADS, PRAY!
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DRAG THE SUN TOWARDS US, AND DOUSE IT WITH WATER ONCE IT GETS HERE!
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Don't look at russia in any suspicious way. They might nuke you.
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Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.
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Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.


And, possibly, Aids.
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Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.


I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom
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I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom


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And, possibly, Aids.


Only if you don't use protection, silly

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I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom


And yet you persist on following my advice regardless, you filthy whore of a person.

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SICK MEME BRO XDDDDDDD UPBOAT!1
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And yet you persist on following my advice regardless, you filthy whore of a person.


Look whose talking :P


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EVERYONE, EVERBODY! PISS ON THE SUN!
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EVERYONE, EVERBODY! PISS ON THE SUN!


YES THIS WILL BE OUR PLAN. QUICK EVERYONE, DROP YOUR PANTS AND SHOOT FOR THE SKY
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Look whose talking :P


Disappointing. I thought you might have responded with something beyond a child-like comeback and a couple of emoticons.



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Disappointing. I thought you might have responded with something beyond a child-like comeback and a couple of emoticons.



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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.
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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.


Yeah your standards should be pretty low with a face like that.
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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.


You're wasting my time, creature. My patience is growing as thin as your hairline.
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You're wasting my time, creature. My patience is growing as thin as your hairline.


*your hair line
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*your hair line


You corrected nothing there?
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You corrected nothing there?


Unlike him, I lack a receding hairline and grey hairs.
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Unlike him, I lack a receding hairline and grey hairs.


Yet to be proven tbh
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