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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Wish granted. You're no longer a fucking nerd. Now you can go out and get a life! *unending laugh track*

I wish upon a star that I could time-travel using m'dick.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Loud Angry Dead
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Your dick is now in the Stone Age. You, however, only went back to your high school years. Cheers mate.

I call upon Shenron's mighty upgraded powers to wish for a herring!
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Your dick is now in the Stone Age. You, however, only went back to your high school years. Cheers mate.

I call upon Shenron's mighty upgraded powers to wish for a herring!


Joke's on you. I'm still in high school.

That wish is beyond Shenron's power.

I wish 4-non Blondes' What's Up would replace all songs everywhere forever.
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<Snipped quote by Loud Angry Dead>

Joke's on you. I'm still in high school.

That wish is beyond Shenron's power.

I wish 4-non Blondes' What's Up would replace all songs everywhere forever.


You've replaced all music from all time to one song. You've officially destroyed culture before it even started. People, regardless of race, region, or religion, share one thing in common now. Unfortunately, it's only encouraged them to decide that getting along is overrated.

I wish that BrobyDDark is sent back to the Stone Age to retrieve his dick.
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Wish granted. You're no longer a fucking nerd. Now you can go out and get a life! *unending laugh track*

I wish upon a star that I could time-travel using m'dick.


That actually hurt :(

Congrats, wish granted. BrobyDDark is now stuck in the stone age.

I wish I had a life.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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You now have one, given to you by the genes passed down for generation upon generation, all stemming from Broby because he got stuck in the Stone Age with his dick. You are mostly Broby now. And That's Terrible.

I wish that this chain of events connected to Broby's dick continues.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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It does indeed. Everyone ends up with my genes because time shenanigans. Now the world is run by jackasses who are primarily territorial and socially awkward. However, because they know they're all related, nobody murders anyone for the fear of getting absolutely shit-canned by the other Broby descendants. There is world peace

I wish me and my time travelling dick went back to my own time.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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You go back to your own time, only to find the world to be now populated by generations upon generations of your accidental descendants. You are soon worshipped and brought to a divine level due to your 7 billion children/over-zealous followers, who believe you to be their creator. Almost as quick as your rise to God-hood, your ego grows exponentially and bursts from your skeleton, which bursts from your body, which kills Billy Tilly you.


I wish Broby's dick would survive this ego explosion tragedy.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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It does, but you have to feed it and take care of it for the rest of your life.

I wish my car was fixed.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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It's fixed. No bullshit. No problems. It's fixed. BUT you lost your license in a DUI accident.

I wish all of these wishes would actually come true.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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They are all granted, but all of the conditions specified by everyone in this thread also come true.

It's fixed. No bullshit. No problems. It's fixed. BUT you lost your license in a DUI accident.


I'd be interested to know how that happened, especially since I can't even buy alcohol.

I wish I lived in New Zealand where nothing ever happens and there are more sheep than humans.
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They are all granted, but all of the conditions specified by everyone in this thread also come true.

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I'd be interested to know how that happened, especially since I can't even buy alcohol.

I wish I lived in New Zealand where nothing ever happens and there are more sheep than humans.


Granted. Unfortunately, you find out that the reason there are more sheep than humans is both sinister and disturbing. In fact, it's so twisted and wrong that it can't be stated here.

I wish for my friggin' computer to actually connect to my bloody wifi considering that I've used the correct damnable password that hasn't changed in over 5 years.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Granted, but it's the only wi-fi network your computer will ever connect to during its lifetime.

On the subject of computers, I wish I had a working desktop.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Granted. The top of your desk now works.

I wish I had one dollar.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Flynn
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You get one euro instead.

I wish avast was done with scanning.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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It is, but then something goes wrong and you have to scan all over again and it takes 100x as long.

I wish I was a hacker.
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Granted, but you run afoul of the Secret Service, meaning you're never heard of again!

I want...to be a trillionaire!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Trillions of dollars suddenly appear in your backyard. You are arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish I didn't need sleep.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Granted, but you can never sleep again and it drives you insane.

I wish that Narnia was a real place that I could go to.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ubermensch
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Granted, but you become captured by the White Witch and thus forced to serve as her court jester forever.

I want to have a personal clone army loyal only to me.
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