<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>
Sushi is my favorite food! A good roll is worth all of the shekels on the Interwebz.
"Why am I a heretic?" you may ask. This is Fuso-proudced guide on hearsay will help explain it in fair and honorable words which you are not allowed to deny under Fuso's judicial systems:
The internet has no monitary currancy nor legal tender. It also lacks any sort of insitution to begin with, much less a banking one. By saying that you are giving me nonexistant internet money of no legal tender or value in exchange for a high quality roll, you are implying that my sushi is shit.
The Emperor of Fuso's favorite food is sushi.
Saying you hate suchi by implying its so worthless upsets da Emparah
Because you have upset the Emperor, you have dishonored him.
Because you are both dishonorable and have gone against the Emperor, you are a heretic.
Because you are a heritic, we must honorably convert you into an honorable honorary Fusan so you may honorable serve and honorably eat our honorable sushi or be honorable purged in the name of our honorably honorable Emparah of honor and honorably convert you with the most honorable methods into believing our honorable lord and honorable savior Moe Waifu Jesus-chan with only honor.
Or will you put on a shamfru dishpray and remain a sushi and Moe Kawaii Waifu Jesus-chan hater? If yes then you shall be purged with extreme honorable prejudice.
/s jk