Wel to Moon Come Side. Come Moon to Wel Side, Ness
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Name: Sans Monster Type: Skeleton Gender: Male Occupation: Sentry for Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland, comedian. Weapon?: None (uses magic) Armor?: None (dodges) Magic (up to three) : Varied Bones (blue, white), Gaster Blaster (white only), Gravity Shift (soul color change) Personality: A lazy, laid-back comedian who is normally kind and reassuring, but can get downright scary serious when he's angry. He is also very observant. Bio: Sans was a self-appointed sentry for all of the regions in the Underground, along with his brother Papyrus. He also worked a side job as a scientist. He had worked on a time machine, and studies quantum physics and manipulation, and began work on developing a prototype time machine, but soon stopped development. Soon after he took the job as sentry, Sans found this huuuge door. It was absolutely, without a doubt, perfect for knock knock jokes. So, one day, he was doing what he always did to pass the time. He would knock twice on the door, saying "Knock Knock," but... this time, a woman's voice replied. "Who is there?" The voice asked. Sans was a little startled, but quickly gained his composure. "Dishes," Sans had said. "Dishes who?" the voice replied. "Dishes a very bad joke!" Sans said. The voice began roaring with laughter. Sans was astonished; this woman, whoever she was, was his best audience. So he began to tell more and more jokes, coming back often. One day, the voice asked him to promise never to kill a human who comes through the door; to instead protect them. Now, Sans hated to make promises, but... when someone loves bad jokes like that woman did, you could never say no. He agreed to watch over anyone who came through the door. One day, that very thing happened. A human, with yellow skin and a blue-and-purple striped shirt walked through the door. Sans, being his mischievous self, had scared the human at first before pranking them with a whoopee cushion handshake. They became friends soon enough, and Sans had fun talking to them and laughing with them, occasionally taking them to grillby's or the MTT Resort's restaurant. He judged them for their actions, and... they maintained a pure soul through and through. In the battle with Asgore, Sans had helped stop Asgore from initiating in battle with the human, only to soon be captured by Flowey. He didn't really know what had happened after that; in a blink of an eye, he was back to normal and the barrier was shattered. Flowey was nowhere to be seen. He went out and looked over the land with Frisk and the others, soon walking away to catch Papyrus before he got himself in trouble when he ran off. Since then, Sans has 'worked' as a comedian, and as a guard for the MTT Resort. He was pretty good, and because he had both jobs, he had twice as many breaks as usual. He didn't change much, but has reminisced on the days of the Underground. Appearance:
I have just one question what would I write down for Papyrus' bio? Although I know he works as a sentry with Sans in Snowdin what else and was trying to become part of the Royal Guard and is horrible at making spaghetti. I don't really know what else to put.
@Snarfulblast For bio, you can put down what we know about Papyrus already, and you could put down what he did after the barrier was destroyed and the monsters were freed, and anything else you can think of.
Been stalking the thread for a while, decided to give a go after a several month hiatus in the forum.
Nam:Hero Tem!!!! MOns ter tYp:Temmie!!! yiNder:M! OcCUP: weerRIOR! wEPon: TEMFISTIS! hiyaAAAA!!! aRMOR: oNENumb sHIRT! mEGiCK: tEMMIE fU (Hero Tem jumps all over the screen in a display of martial arts) Catdogkeen (Hero Tem fires a lot of megICK BEEEMZ) Tem RAGE (Hero Tem gains a fierce, flaming aura which protects him, and allows him to fly. All of his attacks become more fierce thus.) paSsioNALITY: Hero TEM iz a gRet Temmie! Cept he iz NO. he preFERS FIGHTY to CUDDLY! OMG. bbbut he B a Gud temmie. Hero buyz FLAKES FOR OTHER TEMS! he also Not Gud with HuMAAANS! he DO NOT WANT cuddly em aohfhsdjfkswfejwrg! 'caus he fight in BIG WAR back then! So he dIZtrusts hummans. he LIEKS fighty for KIN ASBORED! TeM can talk on OTHER monster speech too!. bIScuit: Hero TEM lived in TEM VILLAGE, but he wAZ lonly (he Instited in bean called Fred) so he LEFT to find hiz flake in LYFE. nObody tOOK tem srs til he kicked som butts. KIN ASGOURD accestped tem as weerrior thus cuz of his detteminnation. Hero foght in WAR.
He doesn't really like to talk about his part in the war. Merely that there was a lot of death and they still lost.
sO he got SAAAD, rly SAD. and slept. hARD. so much sleeps he pertified. and he DIDNS woke Up. till the explody light thingie. tHEn he wakez up. and lERNT hOW much stuff passed. hUMANZ were FRINDS agin. Hero Tem iz still gettin' up to daite. but KIN ASHCORE apparently lost the aMBazatour, so Hero TEM IZ GOIN TO HALP!
looKy pART: Hero TEM lookz liek a tEMMIE, but he haz SCAR across left chECk. He missues a paRT of doGear. he SOM TIMES wALks on two elgs. sPEsshially when fighty. he HAZ no1 sSHIRT instead of temmie one.
eeewWWWW NO GASHTS p!!!!!
(...this is excruciating to write. I think i'll describe the posts normally and not in Tem mode.)
@AtomicNut 1. YAY! Welcome! 2. O_O...Oh God we have a Temmie! OH GOD MY EYES! *Laughing and crying* 3. Sounds like a wise idea. Thank you! AND WELCOME ABOARD! Your character is in.