@Weird Tales

Ugh, the race card. I just ~love~ it when that's played. I've gotten that too. Like how I can't give something away because they are such and such race. I won't go into much more detail than that, but it's frustrating.

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I do understand that men don't have it easy, but the judging goes both ways. For example: if a woman were to approach a guy and express interest, she will most probably be considered desperate, fast or easy. As for the whole 'guy is expected to pay for dates, gifts and such', that can sometimes be because the guy is too proud to let a girl pay for things. I'm the kind to spoil my boyfriend with gifts and pay for everything on dates, but I've found myself with guys who refuse for me to do so because they don't feel comfortable with it. So, in my opinion, it's something that depends from person to person. :)

Can I Haz Permission to lick teh handsome face desu? [+]

OMG I TOTALLY WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE HUSBANDO

Imagine shes standing up... [+]

Hey I'm trying to pick out a new coat to go with this hat in this magazine, in your opinion which looks the least hipsterish? :P

Not to take up too much space on the scroll bar. And also clicking hiders is fun. Like a Christmas present. [+]

And rants are, as we all know, the gift that keeps on giving. [+]

As a fellow who's discussed girls with fellow fellows in the privacy of social gatherings and elsewhere, one thing I dislike is how people's tastes are suddenly so subject to change all depending on context. It happens with other things, sure, but I find this particular phenomenon particularly irking because it insults actual people.

See, if what Dude A, Dude B and Dude C say in private is to be believed, then they have absolutely no problem with heavier women, and kind of like them. Dude C even says he used to have a thing for Adele ("used to" as in "before that one album where she was much thinner than usual"). Except, in Health class one day, when we were watching a documentary about (of all fucking things) eating disorders, A, B, and C felt inclined to (out loud) express how gross it was with "ugh" "ew" and other such grunts after plus-sized models were shown. (Most of which were ironically Adele-sized)

Now, I can understand that the Dudes may feel the need to hide their preferences, since liking big ladies isn't something guys normally do. But seriously? Do you really need to express your faux disgust at this, especially after a whole section on Anorexia that played out more like a horror movie than an educational film?

Now, there were girls in the room who could've heard that, (Two of which I know to be very insecure about their appearance) and had they not been quietly whispering in our back corner of the room, they could have done some serious damage. Hell, there were some girls there that were probably their type who would have considered them off the table, dating-wise, because obviously they think chubby is gross.

And for what, really? This is Wisconsin. In the winter. In a high school with about 4 gay couples out and proud and another guy who'll be quick to add in that he's a lightcore masochist, and even an out-of-the-closet Brony,(And I mean that kind of Brony) because why the hell not? Nobody gives them any honest-to-god shit about their sexualities, so don't they trust Dude D and Dude E to be bros about it? I mean, sure, they might get a little well-intentioned ribbing here and there, and they'd probably be okay with that, given that I've been harassing them in a tongue-in-cheek manner about everything for years now, and that's kinda their sense of humor anyway.

I dunno. I guess I can see why they'd still be kinda iffy about saying that, but honestly, I feel like they maybe wouldn't be so potentially hurtful to some people and they maybe wouldn't have to complain every other day about not having a girlfriend if they let those walls come down. Sheesh.

Enjoy [+]

3. OH MY GODZ DYNAMU, DONT BE GENORILIZING, ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS ITS ABOUT TEH PERSONALITY, AND LOOKZ ARE TEH SUBJECTIVES!1!!

Beauty On the Inside [+]

This is one of the most twisted half truths I've ever heard....

Are looks subjective? yes
Does Personality matter? yes

But does that mean that giving advice based on this isolated fact in a world where there are obvious patterns and trends in the way we perceive beauty a good Idea? HELL NO

Yes everyone likes different things, some women like men who stink. does that mean we tell men to stop showering JUST IN CASE, no.
You have to generalise to be practical, and its ridiculous to fool ourselves thinking everything is this perfect swirling blossom of different opinions and tastes.....THERE ARE SOME HARD TRUTHS

Most women are going to prefer a guy taller than them
Most women are going to prefer a guy somewhere close to their age usually not younger though
Most women like men who dont shit thier pants during the 3rd date and then try and clean it up with the tablecloth...

do you get the point? We have to generlise for somethings to give good advice!

And this everyone is attractive to someone thing as well, THANK YOU FOR THAT TECHNICAL POSSIBILITY

Yes its technically possible, that there are women out there who find this man absolutely irresistable


but I have a strange intuition that maybe this guy is going to rank slightly higher on general scale



LETS JUST BE MORE HONEST AND PRACTICAL WITH GENERALIZATIONS PEOPLE!!!!

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Thanks for the condescending, snarky, yet informative post, I'm sure plenty people on the internet will think you are cooler than me now, Congratulations.

You've made some valid points, and I am Inclined to agree with you on the three dudes being insecure about their dating preferences, this is a massive problem with men in general. Women maybe picky and shallow but they have the balls to run with what they want. Men are insecure little dweebs who love to spout a rant about bringing back the 'Alpha Male' and 'Masculinity' but they cant walk the walk, they are mostly followers and will follow the social convention to act disgusted at fat girls, even if they are in fact attracted to them, unacceptable.

But there are some points about generalising which I also covered in that same post as the above one (aren't I great) and here I'ill even put it in the hider so you wont hurt your scrolling finger....

Enjoy [+]

3. OH MY GODZ DYNAMU, DONT BE GENORILIZING, ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS ITS ABOUT TEH PERSONALITY, AND LOOKZ ARE TEH SUBJECTIVES!1!!

Beauty On the Inside [+]

This is one of the most twisted half truths I've ever heard....

Are looks subjective? yes
Does Personality matter? yes

But does that mean that giving advice based on this isolated fact in a world where there are obvious patterns and trends in the way we perceive beauty a good Idea? HELL NO

Yes everyone likes different things, some women like men who stink. does that mean we tell men to stop showering JUST IN CASE, no.
You have to generalise to be practical, and its ridiculous to fool ourselves thinking everything is this perfect swirling blossom of different opinions and tastes.....THERE ARE SOME HARD TRUTHS

Most women are going to prefer a guy taller than them
Most women are going to prefer a guy somewhere close to their age usually not younger though
Most women like men who dont shit thier pants during the 3rd date and then try and clean it up with the tablecloth...

do you get the point? We have to generlise for somethings to give good advice!

And this everyone is attractive to someone thing as well, THANK YOU FOR THAT TECHNICAL POSSIBILITY

Yes its technically possible, that there are women out there who find this man absolutely irresistable


but I have a strange intuition that maybe this guy is going to rank slightly higher on general scale



LETS JUST BE MORE HONEST AND PRACTICAL WITH GENERALIZATIONS PEOPLE!!!!

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I don't think I really need to say much other than one thing that I am getting more and More annoyed with everyday

Donald Trump

Miss Piggy also happens to be a complete abusive bitch who treats her boyfriend Kermit The Frog like a punching bag and demands obedience from him.

I can't stand dishonest people. I don't care if you're a fucking racist as long as you have some consistency and stand by your beliefs. That's what I hate about SJWs, they're fucking hypocritical and have so many double standards it's like you won't be able to tell what is right or wrong in their eyes. I'll take an honest enemy over a hypocritical friend any day.

Also I'm getting really sick of people treating Islam like it's a race, a person who criticizes the religion is not a fucking racist for God's sake.

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You sorta lost me here, while I agree that an honest consistency is more refreshing than a dishonest hypocrisy, I lump anyone who make decisions, assumptions, assertions based on race just as dumb and as useless as a creationist. Race doesn't exist, its like trying to hold on to using the wireless radio. Racists usually base their facts off of emotional anecdotes, and selective evidence, I cant trust people that stupid to do anything right (just like creationists).

Islam is not a race though, totally correct, it actually goes out of its way to remind people its not a race.

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I was going to complain about people calling me at work right before we leave for the day but this post was so damn funny I forgot all about it.

Let me tell you how angry I am about that fucking Oscar the Grouch douchebag