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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Girl, you so special. You got me hard all day."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Axel
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Axel Red Haired Coffee King

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You said horrible not good so here goes: "I like ugly things which is why I like you"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Makky
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Makky Alive - 02/02/016

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I NEED your heart.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shizune
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Shizune Your Friendly Neighborhood Psycho

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You still use Internet Explorer?

You must like it nice and slow.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Sup! You cum often?
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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Girl, are you an anime character? Since you're totally waifu material to me
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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How I wish you could see the potential —the potential of you and me. It's like a book elegantly bound but, in a language that you can't read. Just yet.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Billsomething
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You can call me Scott Cawthon because ill have you're heart racing
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Flightless_Soul
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*holds up two fingers* Why do women use these to masturbate? Cause they're mine.
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Whats the difference between me and Hiroshima?

None, We both blow
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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I'm like Akon because I'm Mr. Lonely. So, that should give you an idea of how willing I am to fuck anyone. Seriously, if you were a 1, I would still fuck your brains out.
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We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white children.
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There's something wrong with this picture and its that i am not in you're pants
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Flightless_Soul
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I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Whisperer
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*heavy breathing
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Wicked Axel
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Wow, I don't if it cuz I'm drunk... But damn. Your hotness dryed up my cup.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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SO, we gonna fuck or what?
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Venus
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Venus So long, and goodnight. ♡

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i can't tie my shoes but i can fuk ur bitch


This video makes me laugh so hard no matter how many times I watch it xD

Also: "I'd tell you to sleep tight and dream about the angels, but angels can't dream about other angels." /.-
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Roses are red,
Violets are-
ah screw this,
Let's fuck!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by twannyman
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twannyman TwentyTwaaaaaaan

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Do you like Watermelon, because you can dat my seed
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