Horrible pick-up lines

[AlteredTundra]

"Girl, you so special. You got me hard all day."

[Axel]

You said horrible not good so here goes: "I like ugly things which is why I like you"

[Makky]

I NEED your heart.

[Shizune]

You still use Internet Explorer?

You must like it nice and slow.

[AlteredTundra]

Sup! You cum often?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Girl, are you an anime character? Since you're totally waifu material to me

[AlteredTundra]

How I wish you could see the potential —the potential of you and me. It's like a book elegantly bound but, in a language that you can't read. Just yet.

[Billsomething]

You can call me Scott Cawthon because ill have you're heart racing

[Flightless_Soul]

*holds up two fingers* Why do women use these to masturbate? Cause they're mine.

[Billsomething]

Whats the difference between me and Hiroshima?

None, We both blow

[AlteredTundra]

I'm like Akon because I'm Mr. Lonely. So, that should give you an idea of how willing I am to fuck anyone. Seriously, if you were a 1, I would still fuck your brains out.

[gorgenmast]

We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white children.

[Billsomething]

There's something wrong with this picture and its that i am not in you're pants

[Flightless_Soul]

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

[Whisperer]

*heavy breathing

[Wicked Axel]

Wow, I don't if it cuz I'm drunk... But damn. Your hotness dryed up my cup.

[AlteredTundra]

SO, we gonna fuck or what?

[Venus]

i can't tie my shoes but i can fuk ur bitch

@Unfortunately

This video makes me laugh so hard no matter how many times I watch it xD

Also: "I'd tell you to sleep tight and dream about the angels, but angels can't dream about other angels." /.-

[AlteredTundra]

Roses are red,
Violets are-
ah screw this,
Let's fuck!

[twannyman]

Do you like Watermelon, because you can dat my seed