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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!
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>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!


Okay, this is definatley a horrible life decision.
I know that people say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, but this?
I don't think anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough tho.
That shit don't work like dat yo.
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<Snipped quote by LoneSilverWolf>

Okay, this is definatley a horrible life decision.
I know that people say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, but this?
I don't think anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough tho.


I'm dying :'D

Hey, all you're really doing is adding one more prick to the cactus ;) ;)
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<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

I'm dying :'D

Hey, all you're really doing is adding one more prick to the cactus ;) ;)


And about 15 new pricks give or take to your genitals.

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When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found
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When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found


Fuck it! I'm dead! XDDDDDDDDD
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When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found


One man's junk is another cactus's treasure.
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>Harvest cactus needles from face
>craft cactus arrows
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>Keep cactus needles in face. Use face as spiky ball of instadeath
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>Put cactus on stick
>Gain new weapon
>Obtained: "Cactus Warhammer of Endearing Love +1"
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>make armor from cactus
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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>make armor from cactus


OMFG CACTUS ARMOR
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>become a cactus
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>Become trans-species cactus-kin and tell the cactus he is oppressing you with his natural cactus privilege.
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>Invoke genocide on all cacti and cactus-like plants.
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...after the other sillyness, boldly look for stairs going up to next floor...
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>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.


>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!




>make armor from cactus





...after the other sillyness, boldly look for stairs going up to next floor...




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>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!
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>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!

>Do so while assuming that all clutter is actually monsters. Be prepared for an hambush.

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