>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.
>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!
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Okay, this is definatley a horrible life decision.
I know that people say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, but this?
I don't think anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough tho.
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I'm dying :'D
Hey, all you're really doing is adding one more prick to the cactus ;) ;)
When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found
When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found
>make armor from cactus
>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.
>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!
>make armor from cactus
...after the other sillyness, boldly look for stairs going up to next floor...
>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!