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It's odd, I can load webpages and post without issue, but do anything that involves streaming data, it slows down to Lenny from Of Mice and Men levels.

As for arrows, I always thought any city worth it's salt should have a shitload of ballistas. Nothing sends quite an elegant "up yours" as getting impaled by a 2 meter long shaft of hardwood and hatred.


Hmm, they probably don't want you to torrent the entire Library of Congress on their broadband.

I imagine they do, but I also imagine Skyrim's siege weapons are underdeveloped (at least compared to Cyrodiil), for several reasons:

-Skyrim has less walled cities than Cyrodiil
-The old mentality of "shouting down walls" put catapults on the backburner of Nordic generals
-Skyrim used to rely on the legion for defence, so local "military industry" might be dependent on Imperial City aid
-Mountainous terrains, narrow roadways and heavy snowfall during winter make transporting these things very difficult
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That, and the technology of crossbows, much less ballistae have been lost to the mists of time. Look at what happened to the Dwemer. Tsk tsk.

And Gcold has the right of it. Just that most of Skyrim's fortifications are simple, like iron-age hillforts with stone walls and wooden palisades. Most of Nordic warfare could be handled with infantry, things like fast and bloody raids. Any walls could've been shouted down, or ladders could scale walls and rams could bust in gates.

Not to mention, Nordic culture and society is borderline anti-intellectual. Power comes from a sword, the two biggest punishments for crime are judicial duels or the chopping block.
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Notice: Leos Klien is no longer participating. Sylvanis will be transferred to MiddleEarthRoze for the time being.
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@MiddleEarthRoze Posted our collab.
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I mean the reasons why they aren't shooting ballistas at people are well and good, but c'mon. The walls should look like Attack on Titan because I am a man of simple tastes, and that taste is an evolved form of launching pencils from elastics at my classmates in public school.
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@Dervish

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

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So, let me know when you're free to start our collab. I may sneak Sylvanis into it as well, as she and Rhasha are currently together at the point of his last post. :)

Also, if anyone else wants to get in on this collab, let me know - I'll set up a group PM as the pad is unavailable for poor ol' Dervish at the moment.
Wasn't there some people who were doing a post with Sylvanis?
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I think that somebody should perfect the art of shooting people at ballistae instead. They could start with Farid and move up to the cat-kicker.
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Hey, Farid's nice people. A bit mouthy, but nice enough. Nicer than Cat-Kicker anyway.
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I mean the reasons why they aren't shooting ballistas at people are well and good, but c'mon. The walls should look like Attack on Titan because I am a man of simple tastes, and that taste is an evolved form of launching pencils from elastics at my classmates in public school.


Ah, Public School. There was never a more base and depraved hive of scum and villainy.

@Dervish

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

*ahem*

So, let me know when you're free to start our collab. I may sneak Sylvanis into it as well, as she and Rhasha are currently together at the point of his last post. :)

Also, if anyone else wants to get in on this collab, let me know - I'll set up a group PM as the pad is unavailable for poor ol' Dervish at the moment.
Wasn't there some people who were doing a post with Sylvanis?


You think I can get Solveig and Cleftjaw in there? I'm already doing a collab with Peik, but I want to play at doing something productive and being busy today.
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I can boot up my laptop whenever, so if you guys want to get the PM train chugging along, I'll hop on board and start pitching in whenever!

Unless you guys want me to start; I'm flexible like Donald Trump's morals.
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Thanks for the feedback, @gcold. You're absolutely right; the character is garbage. I haven't roleplayed in a long time and got carried away.
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I can vouch for Hank's ability as a roleplayer and creative capacity; we played a couple games together and he had some really creative and fun characters.

I know you'll be back in top form in no time, bud!
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Thanks for the feedback, @gcold. You're absolutely right; the character is garbage. I haven't roleplayed in a long time and got carried away.


Remember, flawed characters are fun. Also, characters that work well with others and aren't complete sociopaths. Put together another sheet if you want to try at it again.
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You're a total sweetheart, @Dervish. And what's this about you being in the hospital? I hope you recover soon.

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Remember, flawed characters are fun. Also, characters that work well with others and aren't complete sociopaths. Put together another sheet if you want to try at it again.


Yeah, I hear and agree with you. I'll give it another go.
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You're a total sweetheart, @Dervish. And what's this about you being in the hospital? I hope you recover soon.

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Yeah, I hear and agree with you. I'll give it another go.


I have Crohns disease and it decided that after taking a few years off of making my life a living hell it wanted to put me back in hospital. Basically, my guts have a crazy amount of infection going on and abscesses out the wazoo that's led to complications that will mean me going in for surgery in 2-3 months to have parts of my intestine removed before it spreads and destroys the healthy tissues. I feel pretty good right now, so the treatments seem to be holding (I'm even typing this not hooked up to an IV! How magical is that?), and I hope to be discharged over the next few days. I miss my dog, I gotta say.

But yeah, long story short, guts started hurting a lot, I lost 30 pounds in 2 months, I couldn't really eat, and work was murdering me with a shift that effectively made me work 60 out of 70 days. It decidedly sucked.
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<Snipped quote by Hank>

I have Crohns disease and it decided that after taking a few years off of making my life a living hell it wanted to put me back in hospital. Basically, my guts have a crazy amount of infection going on and abscesses out the wazoo that's led to complications that will mean me going in for surgery in 2-3 months to have parts of my intestine removed before it spreads and destroys the healthy tissues. I feel pretty good right now, so the treatments seem to be holding (I'm even typing this not hooked up to an IV! How magical is that?), and I hope to be discharged over the next few days. I miss my dog, I gotta say.

But yeah, long story short, guts started hurting a lot, I lost 30 pounds in 2 months, I couldn't really eat, and work was murdering me with a shift that effectively made me work 60 out of 70 days. It decidedly sucked.


You already know how I feel about these things, but that sounds mad stupid, yo. I'm glad that you're feeling okay now, though! Maybe one of these days when you get released from whatever 5-star resort of a hospital you're at with a nice view, we can continue our feud in Heroes of Stalingrad/Rising Storm, mein Freund/Filthy Gaijin?
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You already know how I feel about these things, but that sounds mad stupid, yo. I'm glad that you're feeling okay now, though! Maybe one of these days when you get released from whatever 5-star resort of a hospital you're at with a nice view, we can continue our feud in Heroes of Stalingrad/Rising Storm, mein Freund/Filthy Gaijin?


You mean you want me to reacquaint you with my Moist Nugget from 300 meters?

It's a mandate!
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You mean you want me to reacquaint you with my Moist Nugget from 300 meters?

It's a mandate!


Oh, you!

I'll find you in one of those buildings and katana you right in the fruits, Piggu.
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Jesus, @Dervish. I'm glad to hear the treatment is working.
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Oh, you!

I'll find you in one of those buildings and katana you right in the fruits, Piggu.


Filthy pig-iron katana is no match for glorious Soviet engineering
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