i've been inseminated through my ears

HEY did you hear about the girl with no vagina that got pregnant

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As I recall she only got pregnant after she was stabbed and sperm in her digestive tract got into her uterus, and then needed medical help to deliver the baby and survive future periods?

stab wounds sometimes require medical attention so i don't think you have an excuse here

I hate when that happens to me.

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As I recall she only got pregnant after she was stabbed and sperm in her digestive tract got into her uterus, and then needed medical help to deliver the baby and survive future periods?

stab wounds sometimes require medical attention so i don't think you have an excuse here

That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be.

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Interesting.

Did I ever tell you guys about the pig my great grandpa owned that was born without an asshole? Because I imagine the doctors would have no other choice but to go at barbie-crotch roughly the same way my great grandpa went at that pig. That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be.

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If they only have a rough idea, then they need to watch more porn.

lol made you look

but really though

i've been inseminated through my ears

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You're so weird.