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Hey we should build a wall to keep the aliens out.
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>"wall"
>*insert trump meme*
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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What if it's impossible to fuck an alien without getting pregnant, whether you're male or female?


You're more likely to get a man pregnant from a chimpanzee by many orders of magnitude than you will a alien.
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^ *an alien

>"wall"
>*insert trump meme*


I believe that was the joke, yes.

All of the morons who think little green men shot down the Challenger are going to be jerking themselves off over this, I'm sure. That one dude with the hair is probably bouncing off walls.
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Here I am hoping that the galaxy is more like the one in Mass Effect.
That has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I'd totally fuck an asari or a quarian.
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Here I am hoping that the galaxy is more like the one in Mass Effect.
That has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I'd totally fuck an asari or a quarian.


As an asexual who finds the idea of sex repulsive and has refused it on multiple occasions, I would do unspeakable things to those Quarian hips.

If First Contact occured in your lifetime, would you fuck an alien?


What kind of question is this.

The answer is always yes.

Hey we should build a wall to keep the aliens out.


I think we should just conquer the aliens. That way there isn't anything to keep out. Because they're ours now.

I also think we should do the same thing to every other species we come across.

And then fuck them.
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As an asexual who finds the idea of sex repulsive and has refused it on multiple occasions, I would do unspeakable things to those Quarian hips.


Tali best waifu?

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Tali best waifu?


Tali is waifu, Tali is laifu.

My fetish is cultural differences brought on by wildly differing circumstances.
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Tali is waifu, Tali is laifu.

My fetish is cultural differences brought on by wildly differing circumstances.


That is probably one of the most intellectually cultured fetish I have ever seen. Good job.
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That is probably one of the most intellectually cultured fetish I have ever seen. Good job.


It's so hot when they admire our usage of plastic in everything because there isn't oil to make plastic out of on a spaceship that can't go faster than light.
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It's so hot when they admire our usage of plastic in everything because there isn't oil to make plastic out of on a spaceship that can't go faster than light.


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As an asexual who finds the idea of sex repulsive and has refused it on multiple occasions, I would do unspeakable things to those Quarian hips.

Wait, do you like the way they admire plastic or their ass?
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Wait, do you like the way they admire plastic or their ass?


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