Do we get to initiate him?

*Is holding a carton of milk and a bag of feathers.*

Do we get to initiate him?

*Is holding a carton of milk and a bag of feathers.*

Shh, we lull them into a false sense of security -then- we haze them.

@MelonHead

Hello, so when do we get to punch people?

@Starfall

I'll have you free to punch my face in short time. Been wanting to have my post be more than a single paragraph long, but life hasn't been merciful enough.

@MelonHead

Hello, so when do we get to punch people?

Whenever the fancy takes you.

I'm available for punching.

@MelonHead

As amazing as my fists may be they cannot punch 15 days into the past.

@Dazsos

Convenient timing!

Hop in the time machine with me and let's dance.

@Starfall

Ooooh I always wanted to pretend I was the one who invented all my favourite songs!

To the past!

@MelonHead

As amazing as my fists may be they cannot punch 15 days into the past.

Doesn't mean you can't have a character who can punch so awesomely it goes back in time. I bet superman could do it. XD

This is as good of a time as any to reboot my characters. I created a chart to try and find balanced stats for various power levels up to spiderman level, so if anyone is interested in it I'll post it after work. I have average, trained, and peak human stats for speed and strength as 1 tier with low, medium, and high stats for every tier. I just need to find how lifting strength could translate to punching, such as saying "this character can punch through steel armor" I need to see where that falls on my scale. This way I'll better compare my characters rather than thinking one is stronger but the lift is actually not as strong as the other character's punch, as I later find out. You can use my tiers as a reference for this purpose and not have it actual official tiers.

For all the new guys, anyone interested in fighting a magician who accidentally became too one with nature and is beginning to turn tree-like? I haven't posted his sheet yet.

@Melonhead

Sorry for not getting to looking over that fight yet. I apparently have a form of pneumonia that started kicking my ass again last afternoon. I've been running on 2 hours of sleep from coughing the entire night for the last few days.

@Melonhead

Sorry for not getting to looking over that fight yet. I apparently have a form of pneumonia that started kicking my ass again last afternoon. I've been running on 2 hours of sleep from coughing the entire night for the last few days.

That's fine, pneumonia should probably be your first concern.

I

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It was a response to your, "whenever you fancy". She was saying she fancied 15 days ago.

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(Do bad guys still wear black?)

According to Pantera, yes.

Lol, we thought that we were fighting in a tournament from the people here but we were wrong. Oh well, we still hold out hope to find some fun people. We dont hold what happened in any way against this site.

OR DO WE.

...>_>...<_<...T_T

Enki, go clean the damn toilets. Your ass is the one that got us caught up in that mess. It's KP duty for you until Starfall decides otherwise. Also you do not get to pick the next tournament.

I do.

That's the sort of thing you see a doctor over, Star.

ANYWAYS.

Hi. My name is DLL, sort of. You can call me DLL, Laser, Yurei, or if you feel like being a creeper and possibly getting your dick punched, Beautiful. It would not be the sort of dick-punching you get in the 1x1 section, though.

I am an individual of somewhat indeterminate gender who considers themself to be an adventurer rather than a straight-up fighter; my greatest love is tracking the wild adventures of my various characters and their friends/allies as they go about life facing challenges, meeting people, finding love, then probably shooting all three of those things in the face. That said, my adventures are long-form epic (as in the epic storytelling/literature format, not 'epic' the modern slang term) sagas set in original 'verse settings rather than fandom one-offs, so I'm not gonna get any of that here. I will instead subsist on the punching of faces. Or possibly dicks.

I am a great fan of what is apparently termed 'Powered' combat around here, in what might be considered Anime style. Glittering energy blasts, feats of mighty physical exertion, dazzling displays of mystical cleverness, mastery of weapons and special techniques, and all the other awesome physical combat stuff you see in the best shounen shows. I am significantly less fond of battles in which two people try to contort reality in such a way that their opponent becomes a three-eyed inside-out space fish, so that's a thing to keep in mind.

As well, in a twist which makes it very difficult for me to find right and propah contests, I rather sharply dislike killing my opponents in a fight, regardless of circumstances, due to my general belief that most contests should be held as canon for the characters involved when possible. In point of fact, my primary character is incapable of killing most types of opponents without suffering a horrible, debilitating backlash effect. Something which more than one foe has attempted to take merciless advantage of, before realizing that the loss of both legs is not immediately fatal.

After two no-shows and...well, we're not talking about that anymore...I am three busted fights for three here in RPGuild. The ol' fightin' balls are blue enough to belong on a Smurf. So now that I've spieled about myself in the wrong thread for multiple paragraphs no one will read, allow me to ask straight-up: is there anyone here who's looking for a friendly tussle on the Powered scale to break in that new-board smell? I'm tryin' here, but it KEEPS NOT WORKING @_@.

I think I'm in order for a new main character who I'll try to post the sheet to on the weekend without procrastination. I'll also start some fights on the weekend too with Starfall and anyone else who's interested (well, up to a point, of course). DLL, jokes on you because my new main character has no dick, so cannot be punched there. Your main attack has failed before it even began! As for my wood magician I mentioned, due to turning partially into wood....yeeeaaaahhhh, about that, your attack won't do much good on him either.