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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TupperWare Bowl
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My bird ate the tv remote so I had to give it the hiemlich maneuver it was disgusting
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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how big your bird?
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Aragorn
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That's a big bird. Pretty sure even a macaw or cockatoo would have issues eating a remote(the beak would probably be in the way too...)
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Camerch
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Alternatively, you have a absurdly small remote in which case how the hell do you fit more than two buttons and a battery on it?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Do you have a fucking pterodactyl or something? O___o
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Alternatively, remote is bird-sized because television is bird-sized. By extension house is also bird-sized. OP is a bird.

So we can infer that this post means 'I am a bird and my dumb bird kid ate my remote'.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by KnightShade
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Do you have a fucking pterodactyl or something? O___o


The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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<Snipped quote by Rusalka>

The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.




Ah, the Jurassic Park movies were my childhood.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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<Snipped quote by Rusalka>

The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.


Then what the fuck did T-Rexs eat?

Microwaves? Taosters? Engine parts? Small children?
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<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

Then what the fuck did T-Rexs eat?

Microwaves? Taosters? Engine parts? Small children?


Lawyers.
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Lawyers.


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