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LIFPRASIL DOESN'T CARE

HE'S GOT A FLINGY SWORD

HE'LL FIGHT ANYONE

With all these funny funny posts floating around, I feel like we should make a separate RP where everyone alternates gods every week, and we get to make little parody posts about them while we wait for lines in the serious RP.

I'd let Hael make a bunch of posts about Lifprasil in a heart beat

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Of COURSE you would! I'm fabulous!

I can only imagine how @Cyclone would parody Vulamera

"As I am smarter than all of you, clearly I should be the one to moons in the sky. What's that, you say? This many moons may destroy the planet? Shutup, Child God!"

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Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

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Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

Edit: I don't understand how you guys don't like him! He's fabulous! And a knight!

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If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation

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That's no the only thing he is compensating for

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If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation

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See, you miss all the various subtleties to his splendor. For instance, he also insists to anybody who will listen that Vulamera is stupidity congealed, bullies or mocks his "friend" Ventus regularly (he repeatedly slams Ventus into a rock in the collab I'm making now ), and insists on being totally arbitrary when it comes to everything from seasons to weather to how his elementals decide to behave when they run around destroying each other and the land.

That's not even scratching the surface of why he is the Supreme Being. Truly, he is going to make Divinus great again.

@Kho, I am aware that Heroes are by default immortal. But I am also aware that Reathos is opposed to that idea IC'ly (this is correct, right, @Legion02?). To appease Reathos, I had plotted an alternative to immortality for the Hero which Gerrik will become (to be enacted once Reathos brings the immortality issue to Teknall's attention). Gerrik will train up an apprentice. Once they are ready, Gerrik will pass the mantle of Heroism to the apprentice (call him A). Gerrik will eventually die a natural death, while A carries on as the Hero. A will then pick up an apprentice, B, and once they are both ready B will be given the status (and powers) of Hero. A will live out the rest of their natural life and die, while B carries on the legacy, picking up an apprentice. The cycle repeats.

What do you think? Of course, only one individual can be the Hero at any one time. One advantage of this setup, aside from keeping Reathos happy, is that it prevents the Hero from stagnating, mentally and skill-wise, which is important since this Hero will be primarily an innovator. If we have just one individual who is 4000 years old, they'll get bogged down in the past, and be less willing to bring about change and innovation. The apprentice system ensures that fresh minds and ideas constantly flow.

This is rather unconventional, of course. So I shall await your judgment as GM.
@Legion02 What do you think of it, too?

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.

@Kho, I am aware that Heroes are by default immortal. But I am also aware that Reathos is opposed to that idea IC'ly (this is correct, right, @Legion02?). To appease Reathos, I had plotted an alternative to immortality for the Hero which Gerrik will become (to be enacted once Reathos brings the immortality issue to Teknall's attention). Gerrik will train up an apprentice. Once they are ready, Gerrik will pass the mantle of Heroism to the apprentice (call him A). Gerrik will eventually die a natural death, while A carries on as the Hero. A will then pick up an apprentice, B, and once they are both ready B will be given the status (and powers) of Hero. A will live out the rest of their natural life and die, while B carries on the legacy, picking up an apprentice. The cycle repeats.

What do you think? Of course, only one individual can be the Hero at any one time. One advantage of this setup, aside from keeping Reathos happy, is that it prevents the Hero from stagnating, mentally and skill-wise, which is important since this Hero will be primarily an innovator. If we have just one individual who is 4000 years old, they'll get bogged down in the past, and be less willing to bring about change and innovation. The apprentice system ensures that fresh minds and ideas constantly flow.

This is rather unconventional, of course. So I shall await your judgment as GM.

@Kangutso If Vestec is training an army, it might be a good idea for the God of War to show his face. P.S. ninja'd. Have you tried walking the face of Galbar? Or visiting Zephyrion's palace in the sky? Maybe your War senses are tingling.

Tots legit God ten/ten [+]

Name:
Deadpool

Alias:
Merc With A Mouth, Bub {only by Wolvy}, A-hole {typically be all}

Gender:
1000 percent male, nothing says otherwise

Domain (Portfolio):
I take all the powers of stabbing the absolute crap with a sword and also shooting everything within a seven hundred meter radius!

Domain (Portfolio) Description:
BLOW EVERYONE TO KINGDOM COME

Alignment:
My alignment, uh, all of the above!

Personality:
Pfft, you guys aren't worthy

"Wade, I think they already know"

No they don't. Nobody can real the fourth wall here

Appearance:
Just imagine the sexiest man alive and put a red spandex suit on him. That's me, ladies.

Musical Theme:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Description:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Concealment Level: 5 BILLION!!!!
Detection Level: CHIMICHANGA

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I was actually going to try doing something similar, where Zephyrion blesses the bloodline of one dynasty and I control most of the descendants similarly to heroes.

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.