[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Hael]

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LIFPRASIL DOESN'T CARE

HE'S GOT A FLINGY SWORD

HE'LL FIGHT ANYONE

@poog the pig

*As the sun rises, Lifprasil and his opponent prepare to duel to the death*

Opponent: Haha! I am a master fencer! You cannot defeat me!

Lifprasil: *swings "sword" around blindly like a toddler with a plastic noodle*

Opponent: Uhhh....

Lifprasil's Sword: Flesh! I want his flesh!

Lifprasil's Armour: Shutup, you glorified kitchen knife!

Opponent: Did... did your weapon just threaten me?

Lifprasil: Ya, but don't worry, I can hold him back! Probably! Maybe! Possibly! *gets whipped in the face by his own weapon*

Opponent: *drops his swords and walks away slowly, never to return*

[Lauder]

@Hael

Keriss: BOOO!!! I WANT DEATH! BLOODSHED! DRAMA!

[lif]

With all these funny funny posts floating around, I feel like we should make a separate RP where everyone alternates gods every week, and we get to make little parody posts about them while we wait for lines in the serious RP.

I'd let Hael make a bunch of posts about Lifprasil in a heart beat

[Hael]

With all these funny funny posts floating around, I feel like we should make a separate RP where everyone alternates gods every week, and we get to make little parody posts about them while we wait for lines in the serious RP.

I'd let Hael make a bunch of posts about Lifprasil in a heart beat

@poog the pig

Of COURSE you would! I'm fabulous!

I can only imagine how @Cyclone would parody Vulamera

"As I am smarter than y'all, clearly I should be the one to moons in the sky. What's that, you say? This many moons may destroy the planet? Shutup, Child God!"
*next week, the planet is destroyed by the unpredictable movements of the moons*

[Cyclone]

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Of COURSE you would! I'm fabulous!

I can only imagine how @Cyclone would parody Vulamera

"As I am smarter than all of you, clearly I should be the one to moons in the sky. What's that, you say? This many moons may destroy the planet? Shutup, Child God!"

@Hael

Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

Edit: I don't understand how you guys don't like him! He's fabulous! And a knight!

[Lauder]

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Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

@Cyclone

Here is my audition for Zephyrion *ahem* "Hi." Don't like that? Well here is another "Penis."

[Hael]

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Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

Edit: I don't understand how you guys don't like him! He's fabulous! And a knight!

@Cyclone

If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation

[Lauder]

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If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation

@Hael

That's no the only thing he is compensating for

[Hael]

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That's no the only thing he is compensating for

@Lauder

Shhh... don't point out my innuendo penis jokes!

[Cyclone]

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If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation

@Hael

See, you miss all the various subtleties to his splendor. For instance, he also insists to anybody who will listen that Vulamera is stupidity congealed, bullies or mocks his "friend" Ventus regularly (he repeatedly slams Ventus into a rock in the collab I'm making now ), and insists on being totally arbitrary when it comes to everything from seasons to weather to how his elementals decide to behave when they run around destroying each other and the land.

That's not even scratching the surface of why he is the Supreme Being. Truly, he is going to make Divinus great again.

[Scarifar]

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.

[Hael]

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See, you miss all the various subtleties to his splendor. For instance, he also insists to anybody who will listen that Vulamera is stupidity congealed, bullies or mocks his "friend" Ventus regularly (he repeatedly slams Ventus into a rock in the collab I'm making now ), and insists on being totally arbitrary when it comes to everything from seasons to weather to how his elementals decide to behave when they run around destroying each other and the land.

That's not even scratching the surface of why he is the Supreme Being. Truly, he is going to make Divinus great again.

@Cyclone

We should totally do a parody collab where you play as Vulamera and I do Zephyrion.

It would be legendary.

[Lauder]

Tots legit God ten/ten

Name:
Deadpool

Alias:
Merc With A Mouth, Bub {only by Wolvy}, A-hole {typically be all}

Gender:
1000 percent male, nothing says otherwise

Domain (Portfolio):
I take all the powers of stabbing the absolute crap with a sword and also shooting everything within a seven hundred meter radius!

Domain (Portfolio) Description:
BLOW EVERYONE TO KINGDOM COME

Alignment:
My alignment, uh, all of the above!

Personality:
Pfft, you guys aren't worthy

"Wade, I think they already know"

No they don't. Nobody can real the fourth wall here

Appearance:
Just imagine the sexiest man alive and put a red spandex suit on him. That's me, ladies.

Musical Theme:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Description:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Concealment Level: 5 BILLION!!!!
Detection Level: CHIMICHANGA

[Kho]

@Kho, I am aware that Heroes are by default immortal. But I am also aware that Reathos is opposed to that idea IC'ly (this is correct, right, @Legion02?). To appease Reathos, I had plotted an alternative to immortality for the Hero which Gerrik will become (to be enacted once Reathos brings the immortality issue to Teknall's attention). Gerrik will train up an apprentice. Once they are ready, Gerrik will pass the mantle of Heroism to the apprentice (call him A). Gerrik will eventually die a natural death, while A carries on as the Hero. A will then pick up an apprentice, B, and once they are both ready B will be given the status (and powers) of Hero. A will live out the rest of their natural life and die, while B carries on the legacy, picking up an apprentice. The cycle repeats.

What do you think? Of course, only one individual can be the Hero at any one time. One advantage of this setup, aside from keeping Reathos happy, is that it prevents the Hero from stagnating, mentally and skill-wise, which is important since this Hero will be primarily an innovator. If we have just one individual who is 4000 years old, they'll get bogged down in the past, and be less willing to bring about change and innovation. The apprentice system ensures that fresh minds and ideas constantly flow.

This is rather unconventional, of course. So I shall await your judgment as GM.
@Legion02 What do you think of it, too?

@BBeast

It's original, rather brilliant, and I like it.

[Cyclone]

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.

@Scarifar

Undeniably hundreds of thousands of years. Possibly millions.

The Hain were made before a lot of these landforms, so I'm not sure whether it makes more sense to have them stay stagnant as a species for an incredibly long period of time or to just have all this shaping of the land done abnormally fast.

I lean towards the latter, because the White Sea being formed from an explosion would have been quick and that was the main event it seems.

[Cyclone]

@Kho, I am aware that Heroes are by default immortal. But I am also aware that Reathos is opposed to that idea IC'ly (this is correct, right, @Legion02?). To appease Reathos, I had plotted an alternative to immortality for the Hero which Gerrik will become (to be enacted once Reathos brings the immortality issue to Teknall's attention). Gerrik will train up an apprentice. Once they are ready, Gerrik will pass the mantle of Heroism to the apprentice (call him A). Gerrik will eventually die a natural death, while A carries on as the Hero. A will then pick up an apprentice, B, and once they are both ready B will be given the status (and powers) of Hero. A will live out the rest of their natural life and die, while B carries on the legacy, picking up an apprentice. The cycle repeats.

What do you think? Of course, only one individual can be the Hero at any one time. One advantage of this setup, aside from keeping Reathos happy, is that it prevents the Hero from stagnating, mentally and skill-wise, which is important since this Hero will be primarily an innovator. If we have just one individual who is 4000 years old, they'll get bogged down in the past, and be less willing to bring about change and innovation. The apprentice system ensures that fresh minds and ideas constantly flow.

This is rather unconventional, of course. So I shall await your judgment as GM.

@BBeast

Oh, somehow this post of yours slipped past me. Anyways, I really like this idea. I was actually going to try doing something similar, where Zephyrion blesses the bloodline of one dynasty and I control most of the descendants similarly to heroes.

@Kangutso If Vestec is training an army, it might be a good idea for the God of War to show his face. P.S. ninja'd. Have you tried walking the face of Galbar? Or visiting Zephyrion's palace in the sky? Maybe your War senses are tingling.

I second this idea. The collab I'm involved in is taking forever, but soon there's going to be ogres. I propose that Kyre trains the ogres so they can fight the Horde of Chaos. And once that's done, use their newfound martial powers to enslave everything.

...but they'll still worship Kyre!

[Kho]

Tots legit God ten/ten

Name:
Deadpool

Alias:
Merc With A Mouth, Bub {only by Wolvy}, A-hole {typically be all}

Gender:
1000 percent male, nothing says otherwise

Domain (Portfolio):
I take all the powers of stabbing the absolute crap with a sword and also shooting everything within a seven hundred meter radius!

Domain (Portfolio) Description:
BLOW EVERYONE TO KINGDOM COME

Alignment:
My alignment, uh, all of the above!

Personality:
Pfft, you guys aren't worthy

"Wade, I think they already know"

No they don't. Nobody can real the fourth wall here

Appearance:
Just imagine the sexiest man alive and put a red spandex suit on him. That's me, ladies.

Musical Theme:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Description:
"Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle"

Concealment Level: 5 BILLION!!!!
Detection Level: CHIMICHANGA

@Lauder

You remind me. Repost your sheet for us.
@Skyrte what happened to your sheet? I don't remember seeing it in the OOC

[Kho]

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I was actually going to try doing something similar, where Zephyrion blesses the bloodline of one dynasty and I control most of the descendants similarly to heroes.

@Cyclone

-.- yeah, I was going to do this dynasty (initially just a stone age family) thing too. Minus the hero part.

[Lauder]

@Kho

Keriss

Name:
Keriss

Alias:
That of Pain, One of Malice

Gender: Female

Domain (Portfolio):
Chance (Suffering)

Domain (Portfolio) Description:
Keriss has minor control over "luck" just as her father does and will use it to get out of... Less than pleasant situations. As far as suffering goes, she knows the exact amount it takes for something to experience just enough pain to the point in which they will go unconscious from shock, utilizing pressure points and her own willpower to make sure someone experiences as much pain as possible. Her abilities are near useless against gods unless she can overpower their will on her own.

Alignment:
Lawful Evil

Personality:
Keriss is a very sadistic female who only wishes pain upon the enemies of her father, the Trickster, He of the Shadowed Mind. She takes great pride in being the daughter of her father and feels that she owes him a life debt purely for being brought to life by him. On her free time, she enjoys causing pain against others and simply wishes to have a fun time with others. However, she is somewhat reckless and will charge into danger head first, not caring much about her own personal safety. Keriss has always been quick to anger and has always responded with action rather than reason. However, she is loyal to only her father and those who her father says for her to be loyal to.

Appearance:

One of Malice

Keriss takes on the form of a 6 foot tall humanoid-draconic being with large leather wings. She has two curled horns on the side of her head. Keriss bares sharp teeth along with green scales and yellow eyes. Despite her not-so-feminine looks, she still is a female. Commonly, she is seen wearing heavy armor.

Musical Theme:
A Warrior's Call

Description:
Keriss is the overzealous demi-god who wishes to smite others and gain glory in the name of her father. She cares not for what she faces, she will face a challenge head on. It is also to be noted again on how sadistic she is.

Concealment Level:
1

Detection Level:
1

HERE YOU GO SUPREME OVERLORD, SIR!

[Frettzo]

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.

@Scarifar

You gotta remember that Humanity has been on Earth for around 200.000 years. You could just make up that the Hain were somewhat slower to grow and expand and therefore took a longer time to advance.