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He seeks placate you with bread and circuses. Such a rule cannot last. I cannot promise that your stomachs will always be full but I do promise that you shall be free. Free to build your own future not have one forced on you. He believes that by overloading your stomach he can cloud your mind. Prove you have evolved past your basic needs. The mark of an evolved species is the ability to sacrifice your personal survival for a greater cause. Prove you are not animals. Rise up against Cypher's tyrannical rule of the wastes and take back what was yours.

Join me Media Man, I will never take your box from you.

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NEVER TAKE OURRRRR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

My box! Nobody takes my box!

<Snipped quote by Prince of Seraphs>

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NEVER TAKE OURRRRR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

My box! Nobody takes my box!

I'll take your damn box. >;3

I'll take your damn box. >;3

@Multi_Media_Man You know who your enemies are. I can help liberate the wastes and your box but you must trust me.

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN That box you call your home bunker is pathetic! In my kingdom, my people will have bigger, better boxes! Boxes with boxes inside of them! BOXES FOR DAYS!

But that is not the only thing I shall give. Food porn for the hungry, liberty for the creative, and power for those with the willingness and responsibility to handle it! And yet I shall not rule alone. For those in my kingdom are the rulers of their own lives: I promise to protect and provide for you, so that you will not have to worry about your survival, about being the fittest or fastest. You will have the power to create your own paths, and all I shall do is offer you the lands and materials in which your future is made.

Seraph would have you devolve into degeneracy and believes that you can gain strength through competition and adversity, rather than cooperation and generosity. Under his rule he would allow you to be free yet his lands lawless, perpetuating this state of civil war for generations to come. Where strength is not measured by the community, but by warfare, forcing all to become nothing more than savage barbarians who kill and steal just to survive, rather than live to create. Do not be blinded by Seraph's promises and slander! He hides the truth of your future with false gold!

Join me, Media Man, and I shall provide you sustenance for your mind and body, and cardboard for you and your cats.

I know what I must do.

I will do as my ancestors once did, long ago.

I'm going to go find a nice sunny patch of land, and lay in it. Rub my belly at your own peril.

I know what I must do.

I will do as my ancestors once did, long ago.

I'm going to go find a nice sunny patch of land, and lay in it. Rub my belly at your own peril.

I am the king, and as king, I do dare!

Tremble before my might Media Man.



TREMBLE!

<Snipped quote by MULTI_MEDIA_MAN>

I am the king, and as king, I do dare!

Tremble before my might Media Man.

TREMBLE!

You were warned.

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN

Ha, joke's on you! I DON'T HAVE HANDS! I am petting you with my mind.

Additionally, Seraph may have to ask you to trust in him, but I will not stoop so low.

For I already trust that you will be the ruler of your own life, that you will use the resources I provide to enrich your life and improve your prosperity. I do not need you to trust me, and I understand if you do not like me. But so long as you do not oppose me, to harm my people, I can trust that you will be honorable and worthy of my generosity. Because I am a king of mercy and kindness, though not one of forgiveness and lies.

do I want to know how this happened?

@Suku Long story short the OOC was empty and I came and conquered it. I am now defending my lands by amassing the people under my banner so that we can bring life back into the wastelands (OOC).

I stand as a sovereign, independent party.

I do what I want.

@harinezumikouken I shall extend a hand in alliance and open trade routes, which coincidentally happens to be over the still burning corpses of one of your neighbors who happened to oppose me. Do you wish to engage in jolly cooperation? (Also in DK3 right now)

@Suku Long story short the OOC was empty and I came and conquered it. I am now defending my lands by amassing the people under my banner so that we can bring life back into the wastelands (OOC).

I see good luck with that

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN

Ha, joke's on you! I DON'T HAVE HANDS! I am petting you with my mind.

Additionally, Seraph may have to ask you to trust in him, but I will not stoop so low.

For I already trust that you will be the ruler of your own life, that you will use the resources I provide to enrich your life and improve your prosperity. I do not need you to trust me, and I understand if you do not like me. But so long as you do not oppose me, to harm my people, I can trust that you will be honorable and worthy of my generosity. Because I am a king of mercy and kindness, though not one of forgiveness and lies.

You rubbed my belly. Your people will suffer the consequences for your insolence, demon king.

<Snipped quote by Lucius Cypher>

You rubbed my belly. Your people will suffer the consequences for your insolence, demon king.

THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR DEFIANCE!

EAT THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL MY SORROW!

SODIUM OVERDRIVE: SALT THE WOUNDS!







This isn't even my final form! SUGARPOCOLYPSE: RINGS OF INFINITY!

Uh...Lucius...

Cats can't taste sweetness.

Getrektbich

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN Heh, shows how short sighted you are Media Man. Did you really think I only intended to poison you with sweets? Look closer! I HAVE MIXED ONIONS INTO THE MEAT AND THE GLAZE FOR THE DOUGHNUTS ARE CHOCOLATE BASED!

@Lucius Cypher
WHAT?!? You would dare attack the cat bunker with your people's food supply? I had planned to remain neutral in the squabbling of other lands, but this is an injustice that I cannot stand idly by and watch.
@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN
Your bunker and cats can count on my arsenal of the dankest memes in this war.

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN Heh, shows how short sighted you are Media Man. Did you really think I only intended to poison you with sweets? Look closer! I HAVE MIXED ONIONS INTO THE MEAT AND THE GLAZE FOR THE DOUGHNUTS ARE CHOCOLATE BASED!

Gasp! You fiend