Now the US primary season is slowing down and we pretty much know what the main event is going to look like, perhaps some people might be feeling a sharp lack of faith in the entire thing. What would it be like if we eschewed the entire system and replaced it with silly pop-culture combat? Would the results be more to our liking? Probably, but let's find out for certain.

There will be 24 contestants in this modernized method of electioneering. The first two will be the current presumed party frontrunners in the 2016 US Presidential Election. This means we need to pick 22 contestants to join them, so imma ask the audience to nominate some candidates. Start out offering just two candidates. If that doesn't do it, i'll add a couple more and let everyone pick two more as well, and we'll keep doing that until we have a full roster. For choosing candidates, stay roughly to some sort of politic theme. It doesn't matter if you pick Ted Cruz, George Washington, or Mayor McCheese, so long as there is something vaguely political-themed about your choice. They don't have to be Americans either, or constitutionally viable for that matter, so if you want to run the Queen then go for it.

And, you know, don't get into arguments or anything because that would be dumb to do in a thread about hunger games. If you see somebody say something you disagree with then harshly judge them in silence.

Candidates

1: Hillary Clinton
2: Donald Trump
3: Jeremy Corbyn
4: Kim Jong Un
5: Deez Nuts
6: Vladimir Putin
7: Mr. Rogers
8: Genghis Khan
9: President Camacho
10: Mayor Stubbs (Cat)
11: Joseph Stalin
12: Nigel Farage
13: Vermin Supreme
14: Jesus Christ
15: Strelok
16: Major Degtyarov
17: Abraham Lincoln
18: Princess Leia Organa
19: Bernie Sanders
20: Ron Paul
21: Adolf Hitler
22: King George III
23: Shrek
24: Mary Queen of Scots

Jeremy Corbyn & Kim Jong Un

Deez Nuts.

Still the most reasonable candidate I've seen thus far. And I like (Idaho? Iowa? I something) he's out of.

If that doesn't work, lets drag Putin in.

Added. 18 more to go.

Mr. Rogers.

Genghis Khan.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

He will make America great again.

And give plants the electrolytes they crave.

And fire machine guns off wildly like a jackass.

Respect o7

Mayor Stubbs and Stalin.

Nigel Farage

Only thirteen twelve more. If we aren't there by the time I get home from work, I'll add a couple of more and let everybody who's already listed names go ahead and post another set.

Vermin Supreme.

Jesus Christ.

Strelok.



And his running mate Major Degtyarov.

Abe Lincoln
Princess leaha

Added. Also added the Internet's own golden boys Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul onto the list. That means we just need four more.

Adolf Hitler
Morgan Freeman
Pepe the Frog
And Lastly, Vilageidiotx

King George III

Shrek. I'm almost certain that he represents some form of environmentalist group.

I also say that Joe Biden be in this.

Queen Mary of Scots. One beheading wasn't enough.

Well, we don't need that many, so i'll take the first from each of you and call it good.

Well, we don't need that many, so i'll take the first from each of you and call it good.

#HitlerForPresident2016
#ImProbablyOnTheNSAWatchlistRightNow

Here are the candidates all lined up and ready to go. Looks like Trump and Kim Jong Un are teaming up to psych out Jeremy "All images of me on the internet make me look slightly uncomfortable" Corbyn. We'll see if this alliance lasts though the election process.