Name: Soggy
Age: 147
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Personality: Soggy is a drunk old grump. Time has not worn well for him. Being one of the oldest guys in the kingdom gets him no respect at all. He can't count the number of times he's been reduced to a pile cracked and beaten bones, just to have them magically reassemble a moment later. Several times he has wished he weren't immortal, but nonetheless he is, and as such drowns his sorrows with potions.

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Abilities:
Drunken Brawl - Soggy is typically inebriated or hung over. Even though his swings are sloppy they are pretty powerful. Some say he's a massive idiot with massive idiot strength to follow.

Bone Throw - If a punch is out of the options and Soggy is still raging, throwing random things including himself is not out of the question. It's ok though, he always comes back.

Immortal - His greatest blessing and curse is that he is mostly immortal. He has sustained a lot of damage before and come back from it, but there's probably some degree of massacre the scourge Mario could incur that wouldn't be recoverable.

The Most Super Awesome Deadly Fire Breath Ever, Forever - In actuality it's more of a parlor trick where he gets a mouthful of potion and spews it over of a lighter to make a fire breath effect. It still burns pretty bad if actually gets you.

Weapons and Equipment:
Meh Jug - A jug of potion that's somehow almost always got potion in it despite Soggy's ability to drain everything else.

The old lighter - Back from the days he smoked, he keeps it as a keepsake. He quit because it's bad for his health.