And welcome to another edition of Sophie's Gonna Get Dat booty. We have crunched the numbers folks. Our experts have crunched all available data and are gonna tell you which characters are Sophie's big chance for some boooooootay.

We'll look at strengths and weaknesses to determine who in this whacky world is best suit for our little fire monger.

Sophie's teammates from Team Obliteration. The Ghost of mutant kind, Professor Francis Latour! Our kind fatherly figure who enjoys a calm, quite day and a cuppa in the evening. Next up, our hot shower loving, spaghetti eaten, wanna be pretty boy paladin! William Lockhart! Then there's Raylan... We just gonna skip him till the boy gets some Jesus. You know get some problems... Boy drank so liquor he make the man at the liquor store nervous.

None of our experts research shows any hope of a long lasting relationship between loving equals. No research suggests that our good Professor is the kind to diddle the student body. Peers? We can only hope! Our numbers trend down even more when we look at Williams chances with the priestess of fire! Cause you know, you try to burn a man's junk... Kinda... Kinda hard to get passed that one... Then there's Raylan... A man who looked at his liver and said 'I hope you got g-d! It's getting real tonight!'  His idea of a good day? Not waking up in jail.

Now that we have gone through her teammates, let's look at her classmates. We have the Cowboy Speedster Johnny Van Ronk! The man that keeps them fluids flowing, Robert 'Night Commander' Snow! James 'Why I gotta pay for airfare' Erikson! Bryson 'I gotta party of three up in here' Anderson! Rounding out this group, last but certainly not least... Christi 'Don't make me cut a bitch' Marks!

Johnny has traveled the world and seen it all, our experts agree that this isn't a bad match but will his cold and somewhat bitter exterior push her away? The data shows a budding friendship and respect brewing between the two but there just isn't enough information to say more.

It breaks our hearts to say we have zero information on Robert Snow, that leads our experts to have to go on gut feeling alone. Their results? Seems like a good dude, she could do way worse. Just look at Raylan, what he does to his liver outta be called a hate crime.

Our experts came up with an amazing amount of information for our man Bryce, sadly it had to be thrown the question of which Bryce are we talking about came up. Even with that question lingering in the air. still, we still rate him ten times higher than Raylan. Boy went to church got burned like a damn demon.

Rounding out this group, we have one of our experts favorite Christi Marks! When braking down the film, our experts found traits that can complement both of these lovely ladies. We really like this pairkng and would love to see this going forward. This pairing gets our stamp of approval!

Not I know what you're thinking, what about Lucian baby I got the solution? Well, I'm glad you asked! See if there is one pairing we like more than Christi, it's Lucian 'I got that good lovin' Asaunte. On paper this is a great match, it really is. These are two people who can learn and grow together. Why isn't this the match of the show? Well, Sophie is just not feeling our boy Lucian. Kinda like the clergy and Raylan. Father Brown walked past Raylan and said 'I'd tell you to get right with the Lord but I doubt even he can help you son.' See Lucian can quell Sophie's destructive powers and bring her out of her isolation. Even with that said, our little fire bird doesn't think too much for Lucian.  Maybe one day these two crazy kids will come together. But for now, our pick, is Christi 'Imma shank yo ass if I gotta come over there'  Marks.

Thank you for watching and tune in next time when we tell you the story of Raylan getting burned by holy water! Good night folks!