[OOC] X-MEN: Equilibrium (closed)

[AcerRo]

@AcerRo and THAT children is why Raylan is going to die a virgin XD

@Ace of flames01

Ouch, you wound me sir and or madam. Be still my aching heart... Be still.

[unfallenangel]

*sits back with nachos to watch witty banter*
@AcerRo@Ace of flames01

[Ace of flames01]

@AcerRo pfft! I don't appreciate your sarcasm my boy! I am well aware that Raylan is, how you say, experienced in the matter *shudders*

And "sir and or madam" ? Ouch. Right in the man-gina . That's gonna leave a mark. Might not be able to recover from that one.

[AcerRo]

@AcerRo pfft! I don't appreciate your sarcasm my boy! I am well aware that Raylan is, how you say, experienced in the matter *shudders*

@Ace of flames01

I kinda wanna apologize for making you shudder, but at the same time... Why I gotta hold my shine back? Yeah Raylan might have gotten some in the past and good for him. That boy needs some lovin.

At least he wasn't in the back of a rented Ford Econoline gettin it on with Willy. Willy looked at Sophie and said "you gonna free this Willy!"

Sophia was all like


For those of you who don't know. That's from a movie named Free Willy. Pretty big in the early 90s.

[Ace of flames01]

@AcerRo pretty sure most of us were alive in the 90s and Jesus Christ that's worse. And why is it always with Will? Why can't it be with someone else? XD and boy don't need what ain't good for him! You are what you eat Ace! And for him... well... we both know what that was.

[Ace of flames01]

@smarty0114 MAH BOY. you kinda should see what is going on here XD and ya know... if you could post soon that would be stellar too but whatevs...

[smarty0114]

@Ace of flames01 Sorry, busy day today. Should have a post up tomorrow afternoon :D

[AcerRo]

@AcerRo pretty sure most of us were alive in the 90s and Jesus Christ that's worse. And why is it always with Will? Why can't it be with someone else?

@Ace of flames01

Man you... You really shouldn't have put that idea in my head...

[Royzooka]

@Ace of flames01 Well I don't think it is too important it would just seem somewhat strange and out of place if I posted again. Also, no name dropping because it is not important and it makes me look like an arse if I did. I can, however, give you one of these x1,000,000

[Ace of flames01]

@Royzooka fair enough XD

[Ace of flames01]

@AcerRo ........ please don't..... I'm scared....

[AcerRo]

@AcerRo ........ please don't..... I'm scared....

@Ace of flames01

Naw homie, this has gotta be seen. I worked too hard on this. I'll tell you what, I'll put in a hider. Cause Imma gent like that. But first I'll pm it to you.

Reading this is gonna hurt.

And welcome to another edition of Sophie's Gonna Get Dat booty. We have crunched the numbers folks. Our experts have crunched all available data and are gonna tell you which characters are Sophie's big chance for some boooooootay.

We'll look at strengths and weaknesses to determine who in this whacky world is best suit for our little fire monger.

Sophie's teammates from Team Obliteration. The Ghost of mutant kind, Professor Francis Latour! Our kind fatherly figure who enjoys a calm, quite day and a cuppa in the evening. Next up, our hot shower loving, spaghetti eaten, wanna be pretty boy paladin! William Lockhart! Then there's Raylan... We just gonna skip him till the boy gets some Jesus. You know get some problems... Boy drank so liquor he make the man at the liquor store nervous.

None of our experts research shows any hope of a long lasting relationship between loving equals. No research suggests that our good Professor is the kind to diddle the student body. Peers? We can only hope! Our numbers trend down even more when we look at Williams chances with the priestess of fire! Cause you know, you try to burn a man's junk... Kinda... Kinda hard to get passed that one... Then there's Raylan... A man who looked at his liver and said 'I hope you got g-d! It's getting real tonight!'  His idea of a good day? Not waking up in jail.

Now that we have gone through her teammates, let's look at her classmates. We have the Cowboy Speedster Johnny Van Ronk! The man that keeps them fluids flowing, Robert 'Night Commander' Snow! James 'Why I gotta pay for airfare' Erikson! Bryson 'I gotta party of three up in here' Anderson! Rounding out this group, last but certainly not least... Christi 'Don't make me cut a bitch' Marks!

Johnny has traveled the world and seen it all, our experts agree that this isn't a bad match but will his cold and somewhat bitter exterior push her away? The data shows a budding friendship and respect brewing between the two but there just isn't enough information to say more.

It breaks our hearts to say we have zero information on Robert Snow, that leads our experts to have to go on gut feeling alone. Their results? Seems like a good dude, she could do way worse. Just look at Raylan, what he does to his liver outta be called a hate crime.

Our experts came up with an amazing amount of information for our man Bryce, sadly it had to be thrown the question of which Bryce are we talking about came up. Even with that question lingering in the air. still, we still rate him ten times higher than Raylan. Boy went to church got burned like a damn demon.

Rounding out this group, we have one of our experts favorite Christi Marks! When braking down the film, our experts found traits that can complement both of these lovely ladies. We really like this pairkng and would love to see this going forward. This pairing gets our stamp of approval!

Not I know what you're thinking, what about Lucian baby I got the solution? Well, I'm glad you asked! See if there is one pairing we like more than Christi, it's Lucian 'I got that good lovin' Asaunte. On paper this is a great match, it really is. These are two people who can learn and grow together. Why isn't this the match of the show? Well, Sophie is just not feeling our boy Lucian. Kinda like the clergy and Raylan. Father Brown walked past Raylan and said 'I'd tell you to get right with the Lord but I doubt even he can help you son.' See Lucian can quell Sophie's destructive powers and bring her out of her isolation. Even with that said, our little fire bird doesn't think too much for Lucian.  Maybe one day these two crazy kids will come together. But for now, our pick, is Christi 'Imma shank yo ass if I gotta come over there'  Marks.

Thank you for watching and tune in next time when we tell you the story of Raylan getting burned by holy water! Good night folks!

[Royzooka]

@AcerRo > >

I don't know what I read but I read it.

[Ace of flames01]

@Royzooka yo I cried a lot after reading that XD

Tho I do kinda have to agree that Will is a wannabe pretty boy XD

[Royzooka]

@Ace of flames01 Is that going to be a thing now, guess who Sophie ends up with?

[Ace of flames01]

@Royzooka not unless you want to xD I have no complaints and I kinda find it funny XD

[AcerRo]

@Ace of flames01 Is that going to be a thing now, guess who Sophie ends up with?

@Royzooka

It is now, step up and place your bets. My money is in Christi.

[Ace of flames01]

@AcerRo yo did you not see their sexualities? XD it don't work like that!

[AcerRo]

Christi is taking on all comers and Sophie by my understanding of a hetero romantic, an asexual person with a romantic interest in the opposite sex or gender. (that was a new for me, I had to look it. I had do no idea that was a thing so thank you for teaching me something. If I'm wrong you need to let me know.)

With information in hand, I see no reason why they can't have a happy little relationship. I dunno What's gonna happen or if any couples will happen or be worth a damn. But that won't keep from acting a fool!

Past that, people are set in stone. Things change, how we feel, who we love, what we hate and love. The same is true for our characters.

[Ace of flames01]

@AcerRo aaaaaaaaaand that's where I'm going to have to cut you down. While it is true that the interests of people do change, this doesn't for Sophie in terms of her sexuality (which you did describe correctly btw). I have from the moment I created her, had no intention of making her attracted to the female gender romantically or sexually. She will always be romantically attracted to THE OPPOSITE SEX. she is not transgender nor will she ever question her gender. She identifies herself as a female that is romantically attracted to the opposite gender. THIS WILL NEVER CHANGE FOR HER.

If she was still in her early teens, then I would say that MAYBE IN A ONE TO INFINITY CHANCE, she MIGHT question it. HOWEVER, she is 18 YEARS OLD. She is an ADULT BIOLOGICALLY, MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, ETC. she is not going to question her sexuality or gender BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNOWS HER SEXUALITY AND GENDER. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.