Welcome to the 4th of July Hunger Games! Lets get started.
Millard Fillmore and Andrew Jackson, our old-timey heroes from the old times, don't seem to know where they are. They grab what they need to fish and go whistling over to the creek while everyone else scatters. Black Lives Matter find a single cheeseburger to feed their entirety, a sign of the horrible poverty happening in our streets, or at the very least the lack of cheeseburgers in our hunger games. I...guess...they...don't...call...it...the..."Hunger"... ah damn, I can't say it, to easy.
Audie Murphy shows us what these games are supposed to be about. Hopefully he has more freedoms then he can ever spend. Arnold understands things we do not, and he clutches the best weapon he can find, giving Roosevelt his roughest ride yet (well not like that). The WBC grabs a flag, perhaps thinking they had finally caught that thing they seek that rhymes nearly with "Flag". American Jesus finds what he wants, and he fights for it. He doesn't turn the other cheek when it is bared cheeks that he seeks.
Hemingway shows a move he must have learned in the later days of the Spanish war. Pocahontas seeks the colors of the wind, but all she finds is pink slime (I basically just know colors of the wind jokes for Pocahontas so bare with me). Florida man does... exactly what you would expect. It makes no sense, it is brutal... yeh, that's Florida.
Michael Bay finds an explosive. He found the thing he is most adept with, and I expect he will use it well. Nic Cage also finds a thing but it isn't a treasure so I doubt he will make much use of it.
Obama finds some explosives, Lebron some liquor. But really, its the Humvee that takes the cake. I think Betty has the hots for Sherman. Maybe a relationship will develop? We'll see next time when I get these images cleaned up and the Hunger Games returns!
