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I mean, why's it matter that Human Torch was black in the movie?


Dunno. But the movie was utter crap, anyway.
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Oh well yeah no one's saying otherwise, it was a dogturd and Josh Trank's never getting a big budget picture ever again
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The Hurt Locker

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The Hurt Locker

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The second inbetweeners movie and every film based of a video game (excluding Warcraft cause that was pretty dope)
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every film based of a video game (excluding Warcraft cause that was pretty dope)


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Alright, it may not be the worst film ever, but there's one that crushed my very soul like no other: Gods and Generals. This is a story in two parts. The Build-Up, and The Disaster.





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Search a 1980 zombie horror film known as Hell of the Living Dead, it may not be the worst movie. But even by the name you can tell it sounds bad. I haven't seen it in a while, and I refuse to go out of my way and look up the story on Wikipedia.

The story is basically where three S.W.A.T. team commandos go out on a mission at a place known as a Hope Center to take out terrorists who have a Bio-Weapon known as Operation Sweet Death. The three wipe out the terrorists, but not before Sweet Death was released into the air. The last terrorist who is barely breathing states that the three commandos will get eaten life, then proceeds to die.

Then they go out to investigate a country that seems to be filled with zombies. (Note: This movie is only scary at the ending, where it gets very bloody.) They soon meet a reporter lady and her camera man, and a family. They go on a jeep around, killing zombies and trying to escape.

A family with this group is soon killed, as it is realized the young son is infected and he kills his father, why the mother gets eaten by three zombies. The three commandos come back after looking for water to find the kid with blood on his face, and kill the kid.

Soon after literal scenes of comic-book looking zombies get shot-up. (One of the zombies have half of their face ripped off, showing their skull. Very comic bookish.) They proceed to go back to the Hope Center. One of the commandos and the camera guy fall into a elevator and get eaten alive by the walking dead in a elevator in the Hope Center.

The last two commandos and the reporter proceed to basically explore the Hope Center and learn the reasons why the dead are one again living. And soon enough, the same commando that fell in the elevator comes back as a zombie, leading a horde of the dead towards the three survivors, not to mention they are being swarmed from the left and right.

What scared me when I was kind of little was when the reporter lady was grabbed by the undead, and gruesomely had her tongue ripped out and her eyeballs pulled out. The other two commandos had equally as brutal deaths. The movie then switches to a random couple that gets attacked by the dead, stating that the terrorists' plans had worked and the U.S.A. has been infected with the dead.

This movie used STOCK FOOTAGE, for the scenes where they were in the jungle. Not to mention the gore was about the least offensive thing about this movie, but it should be the most offensive BECAUSE IT'S AN ZOMBIE MOVIE. This movie was supposed to be the Italian equivalent to Dawn of the Dead, a masterpiece zombie film by George Romero made in 1979. They even ripped off the S.W.A.T. costumes practically from Dawn of the Dead.

There are even worse names for the movie, one is Zombie Creeping Flesh, the other is Night of the Zombies, the last is Virus, and sometimes the movie is called Apocalypse.

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Sucker Punch.

It was technically an Evanescence music video stretched into a feature length film. It had so much angst and pain you could basically cut it with a knife, sample it and then use it to create depression in human form.
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Sucker Punch.

It was technically an Evanescence music video stretched into a feature length film. It had so much angst and pain you could basically cut it with a knife, sample it and then use it to create depression in human form.


can't you just do that with a normal Evanescence music video?
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just gonna leave this here


I ALREADY SAID THIS. Lol. But thank you for putting it in here again.

THE CRINGE IS REAL.
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I ALREADY SAID THIS. Lol. But thank you for putting it in here again.

THE CRINGE IS REAL.


Oh, didn't realise. XD
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Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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How has nobody said this one yet?



This wonderful piece o' shit was adapted from the book Eragon and was insanely terrible. For a movie that cost 100$ million USD to produce, it was complete shit. Makeup was terrible


I mean, look at that terrible makeup. That is suppose to be the makeup of a wraith? Honestly, I think they spent the majority of their cash on the CGI rather than anything important. And by the Gods did they fuck up Farthen Dur. Not only was it not a massive citadel inside the mountain, they weren't even dwarves! Instead, they decided the dwarves didn't even exist apparently. Instead, all you got to see were humans, regular humans. The biggest flop I've seen of a rendition of a book to movie yet.
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It was about as good as the source material
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It was about as good as the source material


Are you implying that the Inheritance Cycle was bad?
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Are you implying that the Inheritance Cycle was bad?


I'm outright saying it.
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I won't say that it is good, but I won't say that it is complete shit. I liked its magic and that was about all really. Other than that, it was very bland and ended on a sour note that was worse than an Atomic Warhead candy.
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I'm outright saying it.




But yeah, I get why people don't like it. Eldest is slow and boring as shit.

@Mag Lev Oh, yeah, that ending sucked. Reading the whole series for that was a bit of a gut punch.
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