oh boy.

I got done writing three contests. Yay. Need to wait one someone's reply for the fourth. Then I've still got another thing to write.

This may take a while, guys ;w;

@Ammokkx

Is the Stig's son gonna be in the racing competition? Because if there's eurobeat going on, he'll have an unfair advantage.

12k characters and not even close to being done

What the fuck am I doing with my life

12k characters and not even close to being done

What the fuck am I doing with my life

Putting some effort into something you enjoy. Which is always a good thing.

@AmmokkxWell on the bright side you can at least pride yourself on the efforts you put into it. Or go and look at LOTR and think too yourself how long it took Tolkien to write all that out.

Okay so, sorry it's taking this long. It's just that I have a lot to do. I need to:

-Give the results for four separate events
-Give the cards and disks
-Write out an entire duel for plot

As you can see, this stuff takes a while. I'm working hard on the post, so just sit tight until it's done alright guys?

EDIT: I'm also an elitist perfectionist ass so said results need to be entertaining and not just 1-paragraph summaries. Two paragraphs minimum for each event.

What a tryhard

<3

Don't worry about it, man. Quality takes time.

I'm still going.

Anyway, I've written up who got their disks and cards. So, I was thinking I might as well post those four unique, one-of-a-kind cards now without giving you the identity of the ones who received said cards. Enjoy!

Name: Bubble Fiend
Level: 7
Pendulum Scales: 1/1
Attribute: WATER
Monster Type(s): Fiend
Pendulum Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Pendulum Zone by tributing one Face-Up WATER Attribute Monster you control.
Monster Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Face-Up Extra Deck by banishing two monsters from your graveyard with the same name.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Adrenaline Rusher
Level: 8
Attribute: EARTH
Monster Type(s): Warrior/Fusion
Effect: 2 monsters you control
Once per turn you can have this card gain 500 ATK, also, destroy one Face-up monster on the field. If you activated this effect, monsters you control can not attack this turn, except for 'Adrenaline Rusher'. If this card is in your graveyard, you can banish one 'Fusion' or 'Polymerization' Spell card from your graveyard to return this card to the Extra Deck.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Spectacular Illusioner
Rank: 4
Attribute: FIRE
Monster Type(s): Spellcaster/Xyz
Effect: 2 Level 4 monsters
Once per turn you can detach two Xyz material from this card to discard one random card from your opponent's hand. During either player's turn if this card has no Xyz Material: You can Banish this face-up card to Special Summon two Level 3 or lower monsters from your graveyard.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Slipstream Dragon
Level: 7
Attribute: WIND
Monster Type(s): Dragon/Synchro
Effect: 1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Once per turn you can discard one card from your hand to target one card on the field: Return that target to the hand. If this card would be destroyed by a card effect you can tribute one monster you control to negate that destruction.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

I'm still going.

Anyway, I've written up who got their disks and cards. So, I was thinking I might as well post those four unique, one-of-a-kind cards now without giving you the identity of the ones who received said cards. Enjoy!

Name: Bubble Fiend
Level: 7
Pendulum Scales: 1/1
Attribute: WATER
Monster Type(s): Fiend
Pendulum Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Pendulum Zone by tributing one Face-Up WATER Attribute Monster you control.
Monster Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Face-Up Extra Deck by banishing two monsters in the graveyard with the same name.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Adrenaline Rusher
Level: 8
Attribute: EARTH
Monster Type(s): Warrior/Fusion
Effect: 2 monsters you control.
Once per turn you can have this card gain 500 ATK, also, destroy one Face-up monster on the field. Monsters you control can not attack this turn, except for 'Adrenaline Rusher'. If this card is in your graveyard, you can banish one 'Fusion' or 'Polymerization' Spell card from your graveyard to return this card to the Extra Deck.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Spectacular Illusioner
Rank: 4
Attribute: FIRE
Monster Type(s): Spellcaster/Xyz
Effect: 2 Level 4 monsters.
Once per turn you can detach two Xyz material from this card to discard one random card from your opponent's hand. During either player's turn if this card has no Xyz Material: You can Banish this face-up card to Special Summon two Level 3 or lower monsters from your graveyard.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Slipstream Dragon
Level: 7
Attribute: WIND
Monster Type(s): Dragon/Synchro
Effect: Once per turn you can discard one card from your hand to target one card on the field: Return that target to the hand. If this card would be destroyed by a card effect you can tribute one monster you control to negate that destruction.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

One monster of each type. Interesting.

I'm still going.

Anyway, I've written up who got their disks and cards. So, I was thinking I might as well post those four unique, one-of-a-kind cards now without giving you the identity of the ones who received said cards. Enjoy!

Name: Bubble Fiend
Level: 7
Pendulum Scales: 1/1
Attribute: WATER
Monster Type(s): Fiend
Pendulum Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Pendulum Zone by tributing one Face-Up WATER Attribute Monster you control.
Monster Effect: You can Special Summon this card from your Face-Up Extra Deck by banishing two monsters from your graveyard with the same name.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Adrenaline Rusher
Level: 8
Attribute: EARTH
Monster Type(s): Warrior/Fusion
Effect: 2 monsters you control
Once per turn you can have this card gain 500 ATK, also, destroy one Face-up monster on the field. Monsters you control can not attack this turn, except for 'Adrenaline Rusher'. If this card is in your graveyard, you can banish one 'Fusion' or 'Polymerization' Spell card from your graveyard to return this card to the Extra Deck.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Spectacular Illusioner
Rank: 4
Attribute: FIRE
Monster Type(s): Spellcaster/Xyz
Effect: 2 Level 4 monsters
Once per turn you can detach two Xyz material from this card to discard one random card from your opponent's hand. During either player's turn if this card has no Xyz Material: You can Banish this face-up card to Special Summon two Level 3 or lower monsters from your graveyard.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

Name: Slipstream Dragon
Level: 7
Attribute: WIND
Monster Type(s): Dragon/Synchro
Effect: 1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Once per turn you can discard one card from your hand to target one card on the field: Return that target to the hand. If this card would be destroyed by a card effect you can tribute one monster you control to negate that destruction.
ATK/DEF: 2500/2000

All of these sound hype.

not to sound like a jerk but from the sounds of how long it's going to be I sure hope there is a summary at the end for when some slower posters want to recap on everything and not read the entire thing again

Tldr

@Eklispenow i know what it means it feels rude to say that especially considering what were doing (after finding out a month ago)

I'm sure you guy's already know of this guy but you may not have seen this video. I almost guarantee you that you haven't seen what mokey mokey can do too quasar with the right set of cards.

I'm sure you guy's already know of this guy but you may not have seen this video. I almost guarantee you that you haven't seen what mokey mokey can do too quasar with the right set of cards.

Dat Mokey be buff af.

Seriously, though, that's incredible.

The dude (yugioh4realmen) no longer makes videos but what he did have from back in the day is insane. I thought he was all hype but after looking through what he could do with these decks he made baffles me.

I'm sure you guy's already know of this guy but you may not have seen this video. I almost guarantee you that you haven't seen what mokey mokey can do too quasar with the right set of cards.

Yanfly is the greatest human being to ever exist.
I'm still waiting for his return...to save us all from the metagame.

Updated Ethel's deck so that you can't accuse me of asspulling cards in the middle of the duel.

I mean I can still do it, it'll just be ineffective and have no ground to stand on what so ever.