Oh I am about to kick some spider ass (do they have those?)

Also, as for Bob the builder:
There is a decent chance that my obviously not socialised ork will put the choppa into yer back before you can go boom. Orks are not known to be kind towards gobs. Especially not mine.

@KRIEEEG
I'm gonna do some bullshit circumstance magic. One second...

I just fucking noticed. We haven't decided how to deal with combat.

I'm fine with whatever method (although I prefer emote PvP between the players), but you probably have your preferences as well.

I just swing axe I guess

@Banana
Jack o Lantern? From where? Amd why would your elf EVE4 stand in front of the axe? He'd know that this is the perfwct time to see what the spider can do. A drunken or can't hit shit.

There are so many things wrong on so many levels with your post XD

@6slyboy6
I put it in my post that there was a conveniently placed Jack-o-Lantern on the table. As for why Westley grabbed the axe (or attempted to), he didn't want the newest member of this ragtag party to be killed.

@Banana
I furiously swung my axe, not aim at the spider.

Sigh.

I fear that the bullshit train of weird WTFs is chugging even faster to BS town. This is the time I regret not accepting a dragon lady in maid uniform, because instead of that i have some weird one third elf, human, lanter and a spider monster whoe head is weirdly phallic shaped. I would not see this as a thing without any previous preparation of high level magic (those that allow transfusion and stuff) but if it's okay with KRIIIEG then I don't mind. Just don't say I didn't warn you when we will have one spider and pumpkin abomination less in the party. :P

@6slyboy6
I wouldn't be surprised, but right now is Grox surprised that there's this pumpkin thing staring at him?

Ok, there's a lot of fuckery going on here.

Chill and hold on for a bit. I gotta finish some stuff from work and have no time to settle it right now. I have a solution, but no time to type it out.

In short: HOLD THE IC FOR A FEW HOURS UNTIL I GET BACK.

@6slyboy6 @Banana Time to do your co-gm duties.

If you could tag everyone else so they know to hold the IC it would be great.

thx

@KRIEEEG
On it.

@Turbowraith@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@DiZL ReloadeD@Banana@6slyboy6
EVERYONE ABOVE CALM YOUR SHIT FOR A FEW HOURS SO WE CAN SORT ALL THIS FUCKERY.
sorry for yelling

Honestly, any more addition to Groxes BS meter might fry his brain. Right now he jsut has an execuse to murder an elf in addition to a spider.

Holy fucking shit there is a whole lot of WTF going on in just a few lines of text.

I get that Stride might have been able to defend spiderman (I refuse to learn a name that I can't pronounce while drunk, therefore, for OOC purposes, abominable beast number 5 shall be referred as spiderman). Grox threw two objects at him/it before swinging his axe, giving a clear warning of his intention to... ahem... fuk da spidah up, as Grox would put.

However it's just too much BS the instant Jack-o-Lantern head fix thing. We can easily fix it with a little bit of meta gaming tho. We have the paladin thing going on with Tugrok and he's going to the inn quite soon.

My take on this is: Stride's head falls off and Grox maybe realizes the mistake he made (as Sly said, Grox is not really in the mood of killing the only person with a proper brain in the party) and chills a bit otherwise spiderman here is in for a treat. Tugrok can then try to save the humie and we might end up with either a dead half elf thingie or something that resembles a demi-lich of some sort.

Banana did abused a little bit of meta gaming in that last post (I'd totally allow that jack-o-lantern thing, but c'mon, that was cheesy as fuck), so I'd have him edit the post and end in his decaptation part. Let Spidey, Grox and anyone else who might arrive at the inn in a totally deus-ex-machina manner sort it out.

Banana and Sly, I'd like to hear both your opinions on this.

If any other player have an input, let's head it.

@KRIEEEG
I'll make it so that the elf is decapitated until Tugrok comes in and sees it. Going to say that the guys followed the saucer in and Tugrok somehow heals Stride with the magical paladin inside him.

For right now, I will say that Stride is still alive, but for a very small amount of time, with the power of his soul or something in the saucer, acting as a head until Tugrok somehow makes Stride the Pumpkin Lich he is destined to be.

Sorry I jumped the gun there by the way. It was out of line.

@KRIEEEG
I'll make it so that the elf is decapitated until Tugrok comes in and sees it. Going to say that the guys followed the saucer in and Tugrok somehow heals Stride with the magical paladin inside him.

Just let Tugrok handle the going inside the inn and healing you (after all he can just be a dick and let you die if he feels his character is not in the mood). I'd make the saucer send a help message of some sort tho.

@KRIEEEG
Sorry I jumped the gun there by the way. It was out of line.

Np, btw. Shit happens.

@KRIEEEG@Banana

I can imagine Stride having a reaction to save the spider guy. If he did jump in front of my dull axe (remember it being stuck in the stone wall?) he could possibly have teh axe in his neck, it being stopped halfway through, not quite cutting it. If tugrok can indeed do some healing, along with teh tohers then we cna pretty much jsut say that teh axe is in his neck, stopping the bleeding to an extent and giving them time. And I would totally ship making a post with Grox where he is acting all thought but inside he is panicking about what he did. Thats my idea. And maybe add the pumpkin as the only way to save this dawg.

Wow, this escalated quickly. Is a spider all it takes to lead to decapitation of the elf? Good job, no one needed hi- wait, he's still alive? Can I make his head a spare bomb? I think it will be a great idea. He will become Stride the bomberman. No one will ever aim for his head anymore. Also, how long are we waiting before posting can resume?

@Pikmin Eye
Dunno. Ultimately KRIEEEG is in charge and he was the one who suggested resolving this, uh... situation on our hands.

Well, Banana fixed it. Post at will. I;m coming back out of a drunked stupor, but as far as i can tell, all is fine now.