@Dannyrulx

Enough chicks in the story to go around.

GW would have a heart attack at the m/f ratio in this RP.

@Dannyrulx

As it has been said - Eldar are hot, but are too busy, carving out your spleen to be admired of. Plus your in alot of pain, to enjoy that view.

@Dannyrulx@NecroKnight

GW would indeed have a heart attack, especially considering that you never find this many female characters in any of their publications; I for one am glad of it though, adds some spice and all things nice, just a shame that one is a Commissar, another is a Captain, and all of them are women-under-arms anyway.

As for seducing her, you'd have more luck seducing a lamp-post!

And Eldar, well, they're all filthy Xenos and worthy only of death.

Oh, I will say that she was meant to be a mix of Victoria Silverstedt and Kristbjörg Jónasdóttir (in appearance anyway) so make of that what you will...yea, I like blondes. :D

@Lmpwrkr No worries, standing about is a perfectly valid option, something that - once this party is over - everyone shall find themselves doing.

@Lmpwrkr No worries, standing about is a perfectly valid option, something that - once this party is over - everyone shall find themselves doing.

Ah soldiers; 85% standing around and menial chores, 10% down time, and 5% actually fighting.

Actually, me and my friends were discussing how to make 40K les grimdark; and we came up with 'more Orks' for the lolz, and 'more Eldar' to turn everything into a bathhouse.

As it has been said - Eldar are hot, but are too busy, carving out your spleen to be admired of. Plus your in alot of pain, to enjoy that view.

Eldar Banshees.
That is all.

@Jbcool You have me curious! And suspicious. And exceptionally worried because we all know the Imperial Guard can't even stand without dying

A quick lesson in Helhiem culture:

Bull Headed: For the beastmen of Helhiem, the term 'Bull Headed' is a highly negative term to use and is at times an insult worth killing someone over. Only one tribe on the planet contains bullmen and that is the Minotaur tribe that worships the Dark God Khorne; While they are insanely powerful melee fighters, the Minotaur of Helhiem are driven completely insane by their blood lust to the point where they will randomly murder, skin and consume allies and siblings without warning in an attempt to temporally sate their raging blood lust (If the victim of this betrayal is lucky, it will happen in that order).

To call something Bull Headed is to say that it is somehow akin to one of these bloodthirsty, psychotic monsters. While it can be used as a serious insult, it can also be used as an extreme way to express warning or concern; A shock tactic of last resort to express just how dire the situation is. For example, to call a plan Bull Headed is to effectively say that it is completely psychotic and is likely to result in everyone dying horribly or worse.

HAH! finally finished my first IC! going to post it now. :)

Will be posting in a matter of hours... me had an idea

Done... yaya trauma!

@agentmanatee

Never mess with a cat and her ball of yarn ork-skull.

@agentmanatee

Never mess with a cat and it's ball of yarn ork-skull.

ftfy Imperial Citizen

@NecroKnight lol, guard has PTSD breakdown, gets called bigot XD

@agentmanatee

She didn't say anything, just demolished the plaything of a group of Guardsmen.

@NecroKnight cuz she's having a breakdown XD

I'm not mad about it man its just funny

@agentmanatee

From doesn't know that.

@NecroKnight I know lol

Don't fuck with the Frateris Militia boy

@Andreyich Also this is to everyone else

Remember this is an advanced RP. Please try to make your posts at least two or three paragraphs long per rules.

That is all, not a deadly offense, just something that should be said

Sorry, just had little to describe. I can edit if you like, make up some background etc. (also twas a phone post :/)