Sorry, please excuse my poor attempt at humor.

No

We must now put you in the stocks where the local townschildren will throw rotten food at you

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No

We must now put you in the stocks where the local townschildren will throw rotten food at you

At least tell them to throw some grains, I need fiber in my diet.

Sorry, please excuse my poor attempt at humor.

Oh. Oh. I didn't mean that in a moderatorial sense, I was just making fun of the low-brow nature of the joke. Please don't feel the need to censor yourself.

@gcoldI liek your jokes

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Oh. Oh. I didn't mean that in a moderatorial sense, I was just making fun of the low-brow nature of the joke. Please don't feel the need to censor yourself.

I just pretend you don't have the power to smite us on a whim like a drunken Olympian and awful jokes sustain your physical form.

So I just got saved by a sassy Spearwoman named Solveig while playing Viking Conquest. Small world.

So we have 1 vote for hanging back and letting both sides kill each other and two for actively participating in that endeavor.

Prepare for el Dice Rolling when I get to a compooter.

Also, no likes on my last post? My aching hack heart!

So I just got saved by a sassy Spearwoman named Solveig while playing Viking Conquest. Small world.

The name did come from that character. I loved the campaign for Viking Conquest a lot.

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The name did come from that character. I loved the campaign for Viking Conquest a lot.

If only it didn't crash every 20 minutes.

So we have 1 vote for hanging back and letting both sides kill each other and two for actively participating in that endeavor.

Prepare for el Dice Rolling when I get to a compooter.

Also, no likes on my last post? My aching hack heart!

There. Now you have two.

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There. Now you have two.

You ist swell

In order of votes,
Jorwen - 5
Marcel - 3
Dax - 4



For dah Ork (it's Bharzak, k)

Bharzak - 3

Sorry for being inactive for a bit; I was waiting to jump in and may have slightly missed my cue. But I'll be around more now, I swear.

Sorry for being inactive for a bit; I was waiting to jump in and may have slightly missed my cue. But I'll be around more now, I swear.

We'll forgive you, this time.

;D

For everyone's benefit, Grav's been keeping in touch with the GMs since first posting her CS, so after all the revisions and discussing how to introduce Bharzak to the game, apparently we miscommunicated the character was approved and good to post. Now we're all up to Snuffalufagus, so without further adieu, carry on and please don't murder our newest character during her introduction.

1-2 is a failure, your character will be injured and brought down, where a second roll of the dice will determine if the enemy will continue to focus on this character to finish the job or take on another target (less than 5, continue the attack, 5 and up, move on unless there’s no other characters to fight). Depending on the circumstances, GMs will decide if the situation will be fatal. Close characters may elect to intervene, where if a player says they wish to intercept, will have to do another combat roll to see if they both make it to the character in time and receive injury in the process

3-6 is a success, but with minor injury. Your character receives a minor wound that will have to be treated and will hinder their ability to fight somewhat, but it won’t take them out of the fight. Each subsequent roll with an injury will have a -1 penalty on the roll, and each injury added increases the penalty.

7-10 is a success where the best possible outcome for that engagement occurs.

I figured I'd repost this in case anyone's like me and forgets from time to time. We should think of stickying this on the OOC's first post somewhere around the rules.

I figured I'd repost this in case anyone's like me and forgets from time to time. We should think of stickying this on the OOC's first post somewhere around the rules.

Make it your signature.

@Mortarion, check in.

@gcold Still here, catching up a bit on the IC. Sorry for the lack of posts

Something that happens when Hank Hill and Derv Dribble get drinking beers by the fence

Those names...

Hey, is there room for one more? I'm interested in joining, but I don't want to make a faux paus by making a CS when there's no room