The Scotsman said
What are your times?

Svenn said
Urgh, my coach put me on the 500 strict this year. Like every meet I had the 500.Anyways, so for my 500 i have a 6.03.00My sprints suck and are embarrassing. so I'm not putting them.I fail at fly.My breast is 1.18.08... I think.Not the best times I know, but good for me. and I'm a sophomore in highschool. and I'm 5'6" so I always go against guys who are over 6 feet tall. which isn't fair. Look at me trying to defend myself why I have not the best times

mdk said
I only ever swam in summer leagues, where 50m fly was a thing, but I was *awesome* for 50 meters. Freestyle was under 23, fly was like 23.3, back was 24.low, who remembers. Once I had to swim more than 50 I was dead in the water, but over a short enough distance I could beat just about anyone.

Dervish said
The only time I ever swam competitively was when I was a sperm. The stakes were never so high.