Hey does anyone want to write a poem?

[Svenn]

It has to be a sestina about a swimming event. All in iambic pentameter.

[Darog the Badger God]

No.

[Dervish]

Roses are red
Water is blue
Swimming is hard
And so am I.

Boom.

[StarWight]

I like poetry but have no idea what you mean here! I'm not terribly familiar with the poetry terms that aren't so common such as haiku, quintet, couplet, that sorta thing D:

[Overwatch]

Go die in a hole.
That sounds like a waste of time.
You are a cheapskate

I made you a haiku.

[monstahunta]

Overwatch said
Go step on a lego.That sounds like a waste of time.I don't like your idea.I made you a haiku.

A haiku is 5-7-5 though.

Yours is 6-7-7.

[Overwatch]

monstahunta said
A haiku is 5-7-5 though.Yours is 6-7-7.

shit. yeah, i know that. I was unsure about the first one.

*edit better?

[monstahunta]

Overwatch said
shit. yeah, i know that. I was unsure about the first one.*edit better?

I-don't-like-your-i-de-a

is still 7 syllables. =P

It should be 5 again.

[Queen Raidne]

Did you just... try to get Spam to do your homework for you?

[Dervish]

Queen Raidne said
Did you just... try to get Spam to do your homework for you?

"Dear Spam; I have this assignment for quantum physics due tomorrow. You guys are all experts, right?"

[Overwatch]

monstahunta said
I-don't-like-your-i-de-a is still 7 syllables. =PIt should be 5 again.

shiiit, bad with syllables, I guess. hold on.

*Edited*
better?

[StarWight]

Crap I knew what a Haiku was, and what i named. I meant to say that the less common terms I don't know--the ones I listed are common enough that i do .-.

Quantum physics according to Spam. This is a paper I seriously want to read xD

[monstahunta]

Overwatch said
shiiit, bad with syllables, I guess. hold on.*Edited*better?

Better.

XD

[andromedene]

Go do your own homework.

[Overwatch]

monstahunta said
Better.XD

yes!!!

[mdk]

Googled Sestina. What a stupid poem. I was gonna write one about doing your homework because that would be more in-your-face than just saying 'no,' but damn, that's a stupid poem.

[The Scotsman]

Hey Svenn, are you a swimmer too?

[Marik]

My eyes cry blood as the black moon dies
And gives rise to the insufferable sun
For fools bask in its light, that light, so bright…

It burns my flesh, my true home is the night
So I lurk in the dark with blackness in my heart
Waiting for the moon to rise

There, shitty emo poem for you.

[Svenn]

Everyone needs to do my homework okay? Who said you could come into spam and not do any slavework? Mahz? no. He owns all yall.

The Scotsman said
Hey Svenn, are you a swimmer too?

I like lane 5 better than 4, but yes.

[The Scotsman]

Svenn said I like lane 5 better than 4, but yes.

What are your times?