Hey does anyone want to write a poem?

[Svenn]

The Scotsman said
What are your times?

Urgh, my coach put me on the 500 strict this year. Like every meet I had the 500.

Anyways, so for my 500 i have a 6.03.00
My sprints suck and are embarrassing. so I'm not putting them.
I fail at fly.
My breast is 1.18.08... I think.

Not the best times I know, but good for me. and I'm a sophomore in highschool. and I'm 5'6" so I always go against guys who are over 6 feet tall. which isn't fair.

Look at me trying to defend myself why I have not the best times

[mdk]

Svenn said
Urgh, my coach put me on the 500 strict this year. Like every meet I had the 500.Anyways, so for my 500 i have a 6.03.00My sprints suck and are embarrassing. so I'm not putting them.I fail at fly.My breast is 1.18.08... I think.Not the best times I know, but good for me. and I'm a sophomore in highschool. and I'm 5'6" so I always go against guys who are over 6 feet tall. which isn't fair. Look at me trying to defend myself why I have not the best times

I only ever swam in summer leagues, where 50m fly was a thing, but I was *awesome* for 50 meters. Freestyle was under 23, fly was like 23.3, back was 24.low, who remembers. Once I had to swim more than 50 I was dead in the water, but over a short enough distance I could beat just about anyone.

[Svenn]

mdk said
I only ever swam in summer leagues, where 50m fly was a thing, but I was *awesome* for 50 meters. Freestyle was under 23, fly was like 23.3, back was 24.low, who remembers. Once I had to swim more than 50 I was dead in the water, but over a short enough distance I could beat just about anyone.

Wanna race a 500? :D

[Svenn]

and I only swim 100s of things.

[Dervish]

The only time I ever swam competitively was when I was a sperm.

The stakes were never so high.

[Svenn]

Dervish said
The only time I ever swam competitively was when I was a sperm. The stakes were never so high.

I am a sperm

[Uvian]

I wish upon a star, a shooting star for an angel to take me away
Take me away, far far away to the sleepless land of the nether lands
I wish upon a star, a shooting star for the truth to be told in the heart of the cold
The cold that sings the song of swans to the heaven's prayers
I wish upon a star, a shooting star for angel to take me away, far far away

[mdk]

Any moron can
write Haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth sylla--

[Awson]

I'm not going to do your homework.