@Bakamusume
I don't even know what to say to that.

TBH this may or may not be friendly to this topic
but i intend to make a homemade anime (to be exact manga and in my dreams it may become an animation lmao)
its called Someday
and because im me it sure is revolutionary and very educational

so literally some yokai live in japan with a human friend who doesnt know that they're yokai and in the night they go to the underworld
i dont even know who the mc is
and the... secondary oc (just like how Usui is for Misaki in Kaichou wa maid-sama) is some tentacle monster dude that wants booty but never gets (;;)
and its mostly about them messing around and ofc ppl find out they're yokai and whatever and MY OWN PLOT DRIVE, THE REASON IM DOING THIS is to get Takoshi some booty
idc about much else i need bootydevelopment not plot development *throws fridge at [@MizuNeko]*
and i plan to rely on adopts for the designs in this thing
it'll be much like touhou tbh
well the true plot is that some dude in the underworld keeps singing about how somedayyyy the underworld and the human world will be together and everyone happy blablah and hes gonna do it fru fru fru (fru is an inside joke for me and @NekoMizu. though because he is neko mizu even tho its an inside joke with him he may or may not get it) force. and he becomes ivel instead of good and heroes Meko and Takoshi and others go save something (not the world, for sure). but the main plot is takoshi getting some booty (and not a temporary one, a permanent one !! and a good one 2)

I'd personally like to see the Russian Revolution get the "Oda Nobuna no Yabou" treatment myself. That is, turn all the major historical figures into cute girls.

Now I wanna see an anime about oral hygiene bro.

There's enough sports anime, but we need more.

How about an anime about tupperware bingo? Or just bingo in general? It could take place in an old folk's home and the main characters could be elderly people that have special powers that help them slay at bingo. They could also invite their children and grandchildren to partake. The finale would be a tournament with the main character winning said tournament.

Anime Space Jam.

Yeah, that's right -- you fucking heard me.

Basically, some Japanese (or a western person for a completely different dynamic) live action schmuck gets thrown into an anime world - which may or may not be a previously existent licenced work, but will be one in his/her own universe - and he/she essentially has to deal with life in that universe while those in that universe have to deal with the fact that in his/her world they're just an animated series.

I had another idea I wanted to pitch, but I'm too busy to word it.

@Shoryu Magami
What the fuck. I'm at a loss of words for that idea.

@NekoMizu

You wanted absurd...

@Shoryu Magami
I never expected it to be taken this far. I wasn't prepared and now I need to replace the absurd-idea-o-meter.

@NekoMizu

Lol.

[ @Everyone In This Thread ]

You heard the guy. Show's over bitches -- I won.

I've done my work here. *is beamed away*

@Shoryu Magami
You won the battle but not the war.

@NekoMizunot sure if it fits but this meme .... lmao
this is art. youtube.com/watch?v=h7J5R19A8mU

@Bakamusume
No it does not fit.

@NekoMizuThat's what she said
did u even look at it
its bootyfuk

@NekoMizusharp cheddars turn into cute anime girls
the saltier the cheese, the saltier (tsunderer) she is
the sweetest, the sweetest she is
the bigger, the bigger (her boobs) is

Plot idea: in a world without fanservice and normal sized ass and tits. One plastic surgeon must tackle an evil government organisation in order to change all that. Also the evil organisation is the IRS.

Staring THE JOKER from dark knight. Not the actor, the actor acting as the joker acting as the surgeon in anime form. Like he does the voice but everyone he else speaks Japanese.

"A couple hundred girls take too many sleeping pills because cosmo show's them the ideal woman has nice hips then everything fine. I forcefully give a woman birthing thighs that could make the mother of monsters look like a virgin and everyone loses their minds!"

I have the absurdest idea (IMO) for an anime.

An anime that is not absurd anyway at all.

I'd give another idea, but considering no one's broken @NekoMizu as badly as I did earlier, I'm still the reigning champion as far as I'm concerned.

@Bakamusume

Just cheese, or any cheese-based product as well?

@ScreenAcne

So basically the main character is one a quest to create fanservice in a world without fanservice?

@Burning Kitty

I'd make the argument that your idea actually exists. There's a couple of anime out there with a heavy focus on realism. My potentially favourite anime of all time is arguably one of them, in fact.

@Shoryu Magami
The cheese idea is brilliant (besides the big boobs thing) I'd say.

How you described the second one, it sounds a lot like "a boring world where the concept of 'dirty jokes' does not exist" though I've never seen it and just go based off the name.

And the anime idea about not being absurd making it absurd, I'd prefer not to talk about that idea. Though I'd say the closest to that I've seen is stuff like school related shows I.E. K-On! (literally just girls neglecting club activities to eat snacks). I find it funny how the one idea I said I'd rather not talk about, I talked about the most in this post.

@NekoMizu

Naoki Urasawa's Monster is heavily rooted in realism and for the most part doesn't have anything absurd in it, at least in the sense that anything particularly extreme or crazy in it still manages to be more or less believable. Though, I suppose it sort of depends on exactly what people define as 'absurd' in the first place.