(Conversing/setting @Eviledd1984 on fire)

He wouldn't need to bend far. Czurem kind of...blew a small fire bubble. At the firestick, lighting it as well as singeing any hairs on the mans face. Hopefully the mask wasn't flamable!

"There you go! You don't talk a lot huh?"

@medalliah

The masked man backed away for a bit trying not to get set on fire,Breathing in a deep breath of the cigarette blowing into the air loving the nicotine in his lungs. Putting the cancer stick back onto his mouth holding it for a moment. Nodding his head and looking around for something to write wanting to know where he was.

Squatting down for a moment using his slender finger to write on the dirt on the ground,"Where am i?" He wrote on the ground now standing back up puffing out another smoke ring into the air.

(@Eviledd1984)

The Dragon frowned. "Wait..you can't talk? Weird. Never met a human that couldn't speak before!"

She looked around, then turned back to the masked man with a big toothy grin.

"Where are you? You're in a lovely tavern, called 'Edge of the World' run by a demon called Zzubus. So, how did you die? You're dead now if you weren't aware. I'm Czurem, a visitor who love stories. Not sure How I am with reading them however!"

@medalliah

The masked man finished smoking putting out his cigarette with his sneakers before looking over to the female named Czumrem,"My name is...Blackadder...and i was shot down..by police..." He finally said with a small smirk on his face on her reaction. Well now he knew where he was but he wanted to know if he could go to heaven or wherever the hell people like him would go in the afterlife.

@Cherrywitch Yoki grinned at the antics of the imp. Plus she was glad to have gained some knowledge of things she had never heard of. "Then we shall get this creamy ice!" Yoki declared, reaching into her cloak to pull out a few small silver orbs, and a rather large pearl. "Will this amount be enough to get us some?" Yoki asked Kric, biting her bottom lip worriedly. She wasn't sure if this place would take her payment, since it was so different than her own world. What she held in her hand would surely buy her at least 5 human huts filled with cream, if she had wanted that when she was alive. However, this ice cream seemed very spectacular, if Kric's reaction was anything for the wolf girl to go by.

(@Eviledd1984)

The Dragon frowned again. "Blackadder, weird name. Doesn't sound like the other human names. Shot down?" She sighed "you humans and your weapons. You really could use a Dragon overlord to calm things down. Well, want a drink? You have to buy your own sadly, I get special rates because I'm a special customer" she grinned again "you can meet the elder demon there too, Zzubus."

@medalliah

Blackadder put his mask back on his face speaking once more to the female he would assume would be a dragon of some sort,Checking his pockets for his wallet pulling it out and checking how much he had to his name.From his wallet he could see he had about forty dollars in his wallet and nodding his head to Czurem.

"Yes i would like something...dying has given me a thirst" He spoke up waiting for her to lead on.

The imp had relaxed on the wooden floor, his eyes lazily drifting up to the deity as she pulled out money. He didn't think he would actually get any, if she even had enough.

But his eyes widened at the payment, taken aback. Wah?! Deities really are super rich, aren't they?! Still, on the outside the imp kept up his lazily calm composure. "Well... I don't know. I could bring it to Zzuby and ask for us..."

Inside, the imp was grinning wickedly from ear to ear. Yes, he could exploit this! Just take the money, buy the ice cream, and pocket the rest so he could have a mountain of ice cream later! It was genius!

(@Eviledd1984)

"Well ok!" Czurem the Dragongirl nodded, a big grin on her face "Zzubus is just about the best being in this place, he's so amazing and interesting and cool..." she sighed blissfully again as she brought yet another human to Zzubus. Or at least to the Bar.

"Hey! Human in the bird mask wants a drink" she called out to whoever was serving.

(@Gutshot)

@Cherrywitch Yoki smiled, then narrowed her eyes at the Imp in front of her. "You think I was born yesterday? I am Yoki, Daughter of Great Wolf! I have made deals with far more cunning beings than you, and I will not just hand over my treasure to a stranger creature no matter his knowledge on curious things. However, if you show me to this Zzuby, I shall purchase us both some of your beloved ice cream." Once Yoki was done speaking, she re pocketed the objects into the folds of her cloak, yet there did not seem to be any where to store or hide anything in the fabric. Such was the way of a mysterious deity. And almost as an after thought, she added "And I will pay you for your information as well." No reason for Yoki to be unthankful, since this imp was teaching her new things.

@medalliah

Blackadder felt like he had to correct her on what to call him however he didn't and stuck to staying quiet.Nodding his head as he entered the bar looking around for the bartender or whoever was serving drinks.

"A screwdriver...on the rocks please.." He said thinking back to it being his favorite drunk why he was alive.

@Eviledd1984

A small, pinkish imp hopped onto the bar table, bringing with it a small glass filled with the light-yellow alcoholic drink the criminal was familiar with. The pathetic creature soon turned to Czurem (@medalliah), saying, in a rather squeaky voice, "Z-zzubus isn't a-available right n-now. There's a l-little bit of a p-problem in the k-kitchen... _{big, hungry snails...}". The imp shivered a little bit at the mention of 'snails', but was soon scurrying across the bar table to tend to other patrons, most notably the goddess Yoki (@CandySatan) and fellow imp Kric (@Cherrywitch). Overhearing their banter on wanting the Zzubus' special and who was to pay, the bulbous pinkish creature took matters into his own hands, and unlocked the packed freezer beneath the bar table. The imp took at an approximate amount of confections equal to the payment Yoki had brought out, that of which totaled at around twenty ice creams. He brought this heap of dairy products and placed it on the table before the duo, politely saying "This is going on your tab, right K-kric? Your're s-such a gentleman, buying for this woman. Your tab is 690. Oh, also, M'lady, Z-zubus is i-in the kitchen, but please b-be careful... _{big, hungry snails...}". The mischievous pink dot sprinted away before anymore questions or complaints could be uttered. Oh! and speaking of big, hungry snails, the hireling quickly posted up an advertisement on a few of the bar's pillars.

The imp seemed mildly disappointed, but of course what did he expect? It wasn't like the girl was stupid, especially as she was a deity. His spaded tail flicked calmly behind him.

"And I will pay you for your information as well."

Kric blinked curiously. Information? Did he tell her something important? Kric couldn't think of anything... But hey, free money is fine by him. Maybe he would get his mound of ice cream after all.

But as they were speaking near the bar, a fellow imp that had been employed by Zzubus had sprang up to them with... 20 ice creams?! Kric could feel his mouth water, and had already gotten in a position to spring at them when something caught him dead in his tracks.

"This is going on your tab, right K-kric? Your're s-such a gentleman, buying for this woman.

Your tab is 690.".

"Wahhh?! Hey, I never said that! Get back here, you—!" But the other imp had already darted off, Kric sulking on the bar counter. So much for his free ice cream...

@Gutshot

Blackadder was going to pay for his drink before the little imp left leaping off the table and posting something on one of the pillars. Taking a quick sip of his screwdriver that was not half bad but could be better although he could not complain. Turning around and getting off his stool and moving to the pillar looking it over reading it and thinking about it.

A good offer and he would need a place to sleep because he did not feel very safe outside of this inn and what the hell was going on in the afterlife. Looking down at the cute looking creature speaking to him about the job. "So do you...have any shotgun ammo?I may not have enough to take them all out...unless you have a big sharp weapon for me..." He said to the imp sipping his drink.

@Gutshot@Cherrywitch@CandySatan

David continued to watch silently the ice cream drama around his table. The little imp-waiter served an abnormally huge pile of ice cream, for which Kric was to pay. As the suddenly deep-in-debt imp was complaining, the waiter darted off, posting a few advertisements. An extermination team for snails, huh. David thought it would be a good idea to get more familiar with his magical ability, since he had not been using it a lot when still alive.

"Excuse me. Enjoy your ice cream." He said with flawless manners, then proceeded to look for Zzubus in the kitchen.

Glitch calmly walks into the bar without a care in the world that he is probably 'dead' or not. He slides hus hands into has pockets and sita down at the bar before pulling up what looks like a hologram of a computer screen and a keyboard and begins typing trying to find some type of information on his location and everyone in this bar. "Who the hell are these people anyways and how come there are no records of people that looks like this in the first place. Maybe they aren't 'people' and more like video game characters... That has to be it," Glitch mumbles to himself has he continued typing lines of code trying to figure something out, becausing his fingers where moving so fast they seemed like blurrs.

@Cherrywitch Yoki was shocked at the array placed in front of her, and grinned happily. She did place the amount in her palm in front of Kric, however. "I do not believe in taking things for free. So here, for the ice cream on your tab, and the information on this cold sweet." The wolf girl then took one of the treats and took her first taste. Her face transformed to a bright smile, sharp kanines on display. "This is wonderful!!" She stated, before settling in to devour more of it. The cold did not bother her at all, on the account of her being the Herald of Winter. Truly this afterlife wasn't so bad, even if she had thought she would be ascending into the Astral Realm, where she had believed all her life deities went after death.

@Gutshot



"Snails?" Czurem looked confused. "What's a snail?" She had no idea what these things were, then saw the advertisement go up. A way to work with hunky Zzubus? Czurem was moving towards the kitchen before anyone could stop her. Not that many people usually tried to stop the Dragon.

"Hello? I've come to deal with the...snail things!" she declared as she walked into the kitchen.

@medalliah@Gutshot

"Hello? I've come to deal with the...snail things!" David heard the solemn declaration of Cruzem. Of course she'd be here. He chuckled to himself. Despite the obvious difference between him and the dragon-girl, he considered her the current best candidate for a friend here. He wouldn't mind working with her, since it would be a great chance at witnessing the power of a dragonkind.

"So you're here for the snails? Or the bartender?" He strolled towards Cruzem and asked.

Glitch rolled his eyes trying to drown out everyone around while continuing to type on his computer. After a while of typing his computer and keyboard disappeared as he leaned back slightly holding onto the front of the stool, "Where the Hell am I? I can't find anything on this place. I can't hack through the servers, I can't hack into the files of these weird people. It's like they never actually exsited in any game or in the physical world. On top of that, I can't code in anything I can touch and use, which means I'm not connected to something. SO HOW THE HELL AM I HERE?!" He quickly stood up slamming his hands against the bar table, he expected them and himself to just fall right through but he didn't, when he did do that though he made a pretty loud sound, "I... I can.. Touch... the... bar... top... I can touch... Where the hell am I??"