@Sypherkhode822My apologies, we'll need to go oooone more day probably so everyone can get on their horse.

If the Lady Alice can grace Sett with such a request~ @The Fated Fallen

@Darkraven I think I speak for the majority, if not even everyone of us, by stating that you have enjoyed a very great deal of patience and politeness especially from our GM, but also from the rest of the crew. Be it claiming that basically none of us would have enjoyed good education but instead be a bunch of people who can't do better than talking maliciously about each other in secrecy without addressing the person being referred to directly without any evidence (did it cross your mind that the words 'do it in privacy and not in the OOC' might have been meant in a way that you shall talk WITH the person in PMs, not about that person with other persons ?) or basking yourself in glory for how innovative ways of character creation you know about (irony on! While it happens that you're the one for whom a human character apparently wasn't sufficient enough so you went for a more than 2000 year old powerful demon pretending to be one, irony off!) while harassing other people and not making any visible attempt for an apology while going for a ton of public shittalk.

And yet you keep going...

If you conntinue to do this I'll see myself forced to express my player's desire for you leaving this RP immediately, either voluntarily of by force. For a reference about the scope of 'this' check the first paragraph of this post or an arbitrary paragraph of your last couple of posts. You know what I mean!

If the Lady Alice can grace Sett with such a request~ @The Fated Fallen

When I get home from work Alice is going to let Settionne ride ten horses! Wait, no! Eleven! There's going to be so much horse riding he won't be able to feel his arse for weeks!

Wait... You little thief! When I'm finished with you, you won't be able to feel your... Hang on, something's stopping me!



Damnit!

@Darkraven I think I speak for the majority, if not even everyone of us, by stating that you have enjoyed a very great deal of patience and politeness especially from our GM, but also from the rest of the crew. Be it claiming that basically none of us would have enjoyed good education but instead be a bunch of people who can't do better than talking maliciously about each other in secrecy without addressing the person being referred to directly without any evidence (did it cross your mind that the words 'do it in privacy and not in the OOC' might have been meant in a way that you shall talk WITH the person in PMs, not about that person with other persons ?) or basking yourself in glory for how innovative ways of character creation you know about (irony on! While it happens that you're the one for whom a human character apparently wasn't sufficient enough so you went for a more than 2000 year old powerful demon pretending to be one, irony off!) while harassing other people and not making any visible attempt for an apology while going for a ton of public shittalk.

And yet you keep going...

If you conntinue to do this I'll see myself forced to express my player's desire for you leaving this RP immediately, either voluntarily of by force. For a reference about the scope of 'this' check the first paragraph of this post or an arbitrary paragraph of your last couple of posts. You know what I mean!

We were done until you decided to restart this again. You know, when you had your outburst I wanted to do the same to you but Poohead wanted to deal with you himself. I'd even put out a post in my usual straightforward fashion but on the behest of Poohead took it down.

Anyway, I knew that coming back to this forum is a mistake right from the beginning. This is not my crowd, I keep forgetting or hoping that things will be different. Where I normally haunt, what I did that started this was business as usual. At the end of it, I grew from the criticism and honest opinions given to me, some of which were rather crude considering that they came from fellow writers but their views were invaluable.

I'll make this easy for you guys. I'll undo my mistake. You guys just keep doing what you love and pretend Jezebeth never happened. Keep shining.

@DarkravenI do like your posts and the dynamic your character brings. And I enjoyed answering your question via PM too.
Look, what Fetzen said is not unfounded, however, all I ask is that we be cordial and when that isn't what is needed, to have a bit of tact. That is not a difficult thing. Heck, I won't even ask that. I'd just ask that we all at least try.

In summary, I would hate for you to go, but I will not stop you or guilt you into staying if that is what you believe is the best course of action. I enjoyed your posts thus far.

If you do decide to stay, we will not discuss it further and act like it never happened.

For the record.

I think I speak for the majority, if not even everyone of us,

Funny you should say that, considering that you almost quit a month ago under circumstances eerily similar to mine.

by stating that you have enjoyed a very great deal of patience and politeness especially from our GM, but also from the rest of the crew.

What's the next thing you're going to tell me? That we breathe air and the sun rises in the east? Learn to read posts before posting.

Be it claiming that basically none of us would have enjoyed good education but instead be a bunch of people who can't do better than talking maliciously about each other in secrecy without addressing the person being referred to directly without any evidence

This is where you're becoming unintelligible. What does any of this have anything to do with education? And by 'everyone' I meant the majority, not every single individual persons in this site. Suffering from a guilty conscience?

(did it cross your mind that the words 'do it in privacy and not in the OOC' might have been meant in a way that you shall talk WITH the person in PMs, not about that person with other persons ?)

But we weren't talking about that.

or basking yourself in glory for how innovative ways of character creation you know about

So I guess we place a ban on sharing about good experience or good things in general? Also, why not put a ban on free speech while we're at it? No one talk about what they think they did great! Sure puts everyone on your level, am I right?

(irony on! While it happens that you're the one for whom a human character apparently wasn't sufficient enough so you went for a more than 2000 year old powerful demon pretending to be one, irony off!)

Believing in human characters doesn't mean that I can't use characters or other races. Feel free to pour through my character sheets if you want. Most of them are humans. Learn to make a point better?

while harassing other people and not making any visible attempt for an apology while going for a ton of public shittalk.

Harassment? Did I go to their house and beat them up with a bat? Show me the photographs, if that's the case. Would be quite the trip, flying from my country to the US or UK then back again all in one day.

Also, you guys sure love your fecal matter.

And yet you keep going...

Darn, have you read my previous post? Oops! Certainly didn't help that you suffer from a day-long delayed response.

If you conntinue to do this I'll see myself forced to express my player's desire for you leaving this RP immediately, either voluntarily of by force. For a reference about the scope of 'this' check the first paragraph of this post or an arbitrary paragraph of your last couple of posts. You know what I mean!

By force? You're going to fly from your country to mine and point a gun to my head over an RP?

That's cute. I feel so threatened.

Aw, there's even an insult to my intelligence too! Amazing! If only you knew what irony truly is!

@DarkravenI do like your posts and the dynamic your character brings. And I enjoyed answering your question via PM too.
Look, what Fetzen said is not unfounded, however, all I ask is that we be cordial and when that isn't what is needed, to have a bit of tact. That is not a difficult thing. Heck, I won't even ask that. I'd just ask that we all at least try.

In summary, I would hate for you to go, but I will not stop you or guilt you into staying if that is what you believe is the best course of action. I enjoyed your posts thus far.

If you do decide to stay, we will not discuss it further and act like it never happened.

Anyway, yeah, I'm done. I've burnt the bridge with my horribly honest post to Fetzen the radical feminist, as you can see.

The point is that you need good chemistry, not just the usual language skills or creativity. You don't co-author with people you can't write with. Same that you don't roleplay with people who's not going to drink the same kool-aid, get what I mean?

For what it's worth, I would have done what you asked, but I'm afraid the chemistry just never happened and it got in the way. I knew that right from the start that it's eventually going to go down like this, the way Fetzen acted and how little discussion there were, how typical you guys are as roleplayers. I just thought it'd all go away after a month or two. I was willing to adapt to most of it and for a time, most of it didn't bother me. But too bad.

Well, at least my writing is completely sacred once more. No more putting out words 'just for fun'. Jezebeth's going to get her own story in one form or another, heh. Thanks for the practice!

Let's drop the matter, please.

@POOHEAD189 If that's rude then pigs can fly. Like I said, I expressedly avoided being rude. Let me check off the list for you: I tried to be indirect, used euphemism and metaphor, avoided vulgarity, did not call for him to quit or go back to his momma or whatever without provokation. I even made it out to be a joke, put a smiley right there though to be fair it's not an image.

But that's not enough isn't it? Or is it you guys are those topsy-turvy people who thinks that vulgarity is the pinnacle of politeness because it sure sounds like it with your 'shits'.

By chemistry, I'm talking about between me and existing members.

Furthermore, you seem to be assuming a lot of things, condescendingly so, like how socially inept I am. I'm doing very well in real life, thank you very much. I know what's right from left. But apparently the rules are different here.

Anyway, I'm done. No point debating because we will never change each other's views.

Well, I didn't want to do this, but Guild authorities have been contacted.

Anyway, once TFF has allowed Sett a horse, I'll get us on our way to meet @Sypherkhode822 who uh...I did accept your character, didn't I? You can put him in the CS tab when you want to :)

Well that went downhill fast. No comment.

@FetzenIf you would, I'd ask you to put that in a hider. But you're allowed to give that speech since I let you reply so you're good.

Ok guys, now that this is over with, we're good. Should be posting right after TFF!

btw @BCTheEntity, if Settionne wanted to steal something Geradin is going to be distracted too much by his horse, and I'll assume as from before Settionne is too talented for Alice to notice. I've done some things in my post but the motive behind them wasn't to stop you stealing, and they won't stop you stealing.

I mean, stealing seems like a terrible idea. Also what are you eyeing up? Is it the entire backpack (except it's magical silk thingy backpack) or Alice's pouch of magical components?

@The Fated Fallen
I AM DISGUSTED.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT URSARENS CLOTHES HAVE BEEN WASHED?

HE IS A FINE UPSTANDING MAN WHO WASHES HIS CLOTHES FREQUENTLY.

Well not so frequently since he'd been walking around the Southlands for like a day prior, but... um... words?

Yeah let's go with that - words. The power of words and memes... or something like that. Maybe honey-mustard.

Tuesday is my posting day!

@The Fated Fallen
I AM DISGUSTED.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT URSARENS CLOTHES HAVE BEEN WASHED?

HE IS A FINE UPSTANDING MAN WHO WASHES HIS CLOTHES FREQUENTLY.

Well not so frequently since he'd been walking around the Southlands for like a day prior, but... um... words?

Yeah let's go with that - words. The power of words and memes... or something like that. Maybe honey-mustard.

I will now imagine Urasen uses Honey-Mustard Cologne. That actually doesn't sound that bad, hey! Cologne companies! You should get on this now!

Edit: Scratch that, gimme Honey-Mustard perfume! Yeah! I don't think it smells very feminine but hey! Who cares?!? If someone's close enough to smell perfume on me I'm probably nervously sweating as it is.

Actually what does Honey-Mustard smell like? I've never had it, let alone smelt it.... Ummm.....

Since our party has been going on for quite a while now and I can't remember any swamp that can be called 'rejuvenating' in terms of bodily cleanliness I'd suspect that none of our characters currently is hard to find using olfactoric tracking devices (codename 'N.O.S.E').

Given that An-Hasst has ventured particularly deep into said oasis of destilled water polluted by the world's most advanced washing powder due to absolutely no ground pressure under his feet, I'd even go as far to say that he currntly might smell rather exquisitly beneath his thick armor. Unless there are some additional unknown variables caused by elvish blood that add some degree of auto-maintenance to his skin.

Unless there are some additional unknown variables caused by elvish blood that add some degree of auto-maintenance to his skin.

Wouldn't surprise me. You see how Aragorn gets so filthy in The Battle for Helms Deep? Quite the contrast to goldilocks Legolas who seems to be positively glowing throughout.

To be honest, that would be really handy to an adventurer, with the heavy travelling and often dank environments they find themselves in

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Wouldn't surprise me. You see how Aragorn gets so filthy in The Battle for Helms Deep? Quite the contrast to goldilocks Legolas who seems to be positively glowing throughout.

To be honest, that would be really handy to an adventurer, with the heavy travelling and often dank environments they find themselves in

That could have been a subtle case of plot armor. Maybe they were convinced that Legolas was more important in that movie than Aragorn so they gave him more of that.

I doubt that the same thing would apply to my half-elf. Or maybe he just gets half-dirty

Conclusion: Elves have hygiene magic in their blood.