Lin Wilde
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Bio: Founder & CEO of Serious Inc.
Before Serious Inc. Lin made her fortune & fame doing a variety of things that include but are not limited to:
-Giving life advice to soccer moms having mid-life crisis'
-Designing chokers for kids, men and the elderly
-Helping to make passing out dentistry items instead of candy on Halloween illegal in 4 states
-Directed a better live action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender movie and put M. Night Shamalamadingdong to Shama-shame
-Designing chokers for kids, men and the elderly
-Helping to make passing out dentistry items instead of candy on Halloween illegal in 4 states
-Directed a better live action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender movie and put M. Night Shamalamadingdong to Shama-shame
Just to name a few
No one knows why she founded Serious Inc. , she even claims that she doesn't know why herself. At the moment there is a big underlying secret as to the reason why Serious Inc. exist. But for now, her excuse for taking up business office space is to "give back to the community by providing deadbeats with jobs."
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Things to know: - Don't remind her that she's almost 30 and still single #singleandproud
- She has a monstrous appetite but hides it in public
- Every day from 3:00pm-4:00pm she shuts down like a robot and naps
- Extremely clumsy
- She is a social media queen but is actually terrible at using the internet & has her assistant handle most of her stuff
- Needs alcohol to get through the day
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Bio: Personal assistant to Lin. Extremely loyal but disagrees with who Lin has hired for Serious Inc. Wants the employees to fail and will even try to work against them. (Has a hardcore crush for her boss but too scared to admit it).
Things to know:
Extremely manipulative
Mischevious
Might mess up your tasks/make it harder
Trying to get you fired!