Make Clyde go down first.
Do this by shoving Clyde down the ladder.
Make Clyde go down first.
Make Clyde go down first.
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Do this by shoving Clyde down the ladder.
Then demand Clyde catches her before jumping down the hole, ignoring the ladder. It's his job to make sure she doesn't die, right?
Shout "The power of Christ commands you!" exactly three times.
Turn your hat backwards and shout, "Clyde! I choose you!"
@AsuraThen climb up the ladder and take it with you, leaving Clyde to fight alone.
Toss Clyde your broom. Don't want him to face danger unarmed, after all.
Toss him your hat too. Proper armor, y'know?
Throw him the radioactive-looking thing, too. Maybe he can use it.
Shout down commands through the hole such as 'Boop them on the noggin' and 'Kick them so hard their eggs get kicked back into their mother.'
Insist Clyde should "Use Earthquake", then keep insisting more furiously if he denies.
Shout "The power of Christ compels you!" exactly three times.
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FTFY
Recite the Gettysburg Address in G minor.
Throw shards of the clown down at the mecha scorpions