It has been a minute since I saw the @Altered Tundra posts. They are a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varieties. People love them, so much so that I'm getting on the bandwagon. This time, however, they are about spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known Spam Threads - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be funny

TL;DR:
= Don't fucking cuss.
= Seriously, no complete sentences, i am reading this on a flip phone
= To anyone who may be fans of the Spam Threads mentioned in this thread, this is purely for bashing
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is expected.


Let us have some fun with this, yeah?

You're in a dark alleyway when suddenly the avatar above walks up to you. What do you do?:

Like all avatar spam threads, it's devolved into an anime orgy thread. Yes, I see the irony.

Change A Single World:

Serial Escalation Simulator 20XX

Tell a story, five words at a time!

So basically, a bunch of water benders and Castile and megatron fall in love and punch a hole in the sun but then goku shows up and cabbages so hugs megatron. Sprinkle dank memes, screw grammar and consistency saurus rex. But then lasers and dank memes melt steel beams and cabbages "This is Sparta!" Lolz zomg.

From Forum Games to Communism — The Hilarious Spam Thead Synopsis Thread V.2

Starting a spam thread where people hilariously bash other spam threads while not expecting the same spam thread to become victim of itself? Nay nay, bashing must be distributed equally, according to communism.

Count to 2018 before 2018.

A version of "Men Vs Women: Race to 1000" Where the woman actually stand a chance.

From X to Y — The Hilarious Z Synopsis Thread V.2

That one place where we go around making really short synopsis of things, instead of being productive and making things which can be made synopsis of. Also, always version 2, because version 1 was unsuccessful before it even started.

*something something Japanese maybe* B(A|O)NSAI!!
Much to my pleasure, pictures of trees. Mmmmhhmmmmmm

<Literally any of the Hunger Games Threads>

Because we must witness fellow RPGuild users butcher each other and/or famous celebrity and/or inanimate objects and/or memes in a variety of terribly thought out ways which are scientifically proven to cause cancer.

what was the avatar above you put in jail for and why?

Basically a "let's troll the shit out of each other" thread. Nobody's gonna take it personally right? Right!?

Count to 2018 before 2018.

A version of "Men Vs Women: Race to 1000" Where the woman actually stand a chance.

Amendment: "But more than likely a place to crush that hope and leave everyone wallowing in despair."

@BrokenPromiseWorry not, for the people's despair has turned to joy! Through the power of friendship! And cheating.....