This thread is for random chatter and shenanigans.

Discuss things, post random ideas, do whatever (within site limitations). I miss having threads that are full of nonsense and longer than three or four posts, like in Spam of old.

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I am bored and drawing/listening to music today. What are you up to?

@Sherlock Holmes I am slightly bored and am checking out some new bands.

I am bored, tired, and trying to create a Roleplay concept of some sort. How are the rest of y'all?

So what's the deal with airline food?

Is this still relevant? I hope its still relevant, my records are a bit out-of-date.

I'm doing some reading before bed, Deborah Lipstadt and Christopher Hitchens, went bowling earlier.

@HaleyTheRandom Spiffy. I just posted my first post in a new Supernatural RP,so I feel at least somewhat productive.

@Cynder Nice to see you here. The first post is up in the SPN thread, if you want to go check it out.

@DepressedSoviet Airline food is always relevant and (generally) disgusting. I think if you want to update your records, however, people are more interested in airline violence now-a-days than airline menus. It turns out that them feeding passengers isn't the worst thing they can do to them anymore. Ha.

I'm doing some reading before bed, Deborah Lipstadt and Christopher Hitchens, went bowling earlier.

Hey, you. Long time no see.

I remembered Spamfics.

I remembered Spamfics.

That one that Jorick wrote forever ago was pretty epic. All the ones written were enjoyable, but that one was on a different level.

I miss Blorbs.

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That one that Jorick wrote forever ago was pretty epic. All the ones written were enjoyable, but that one was on a different level.

I miss Blorbs.

That was the one where everyone had superpowers, right? I don't think I ever finished it.

@Cynder Nice to see you here. The first post is up in the SPN thread, if you want to go check it out.

Nice to see you too, I just thought I'd hop in for a bit. And I just read both of your posts, I plan to respond in a few minutes.

So what's the deal with airline food?

It's a lot nicer to people's stomachs than United Airlines is, apparently.

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That was the one where everyone had superpowers, right? I don't think I ever finished it.

Yup. I could probably find it with a bit of digging, but /effort.

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Yup. I could probably find it with a bit of digging, but /effort.

It's back about a hundred or so pages. I remember seeing a few of the old spamfics when I was looking back at the old threads a couple days ago. Speaking of, did you know that Spam is currently missing 10 pages?

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It's back about a hundred or so pages. I remember seeing a few of the old spamfics when I was looking back at the old threads a couple days ago. Speaking of, did you know that Spam is currently missing 10 pages?

... wtf?

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... wtf?

Yeah. If you go back to 263 all he way to 253, its all missing.

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Yeah. If you go back to 263 all he way to 253, its all missing.

I'll be damned. So it is. No idea why, though.

I streamed some singleplayer vanilla Don't Starve. No one showed up, of course, but I made some progress. While was gathering some Beefolo Wool to make some clothes for the winter, I accidentally hit one of them during the night. Cue five of them chasing me well into the next day until I managed to make them lose interest. That was pretty scary though.

Cue five of them chasing me well into the next day until I managed to make them lose interest. That was pretty scary though.

Stampedes are rarely fun, I would imagine.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up

Hoping I can have a little better weather to go for walks in, been losing a decent chunk of weight and would like to continue when it's not so humid and constantly raining outside. <.< Since I'll be going back to doctor late this month, I'll see if I made any more progress.

Also yay, I get money and hopefully I can hang with my friends again this weekend. Was glad I got so see them for a couple days this month, at his new apartment. Since everyone has been so busy...

I streamed some singleplayer vanilla Don't Starve. No one showed up, of course, but I made some progress. While was gathering some Beefolo Wool to make some clothes for the winter, I accidentally hit one of them during the night. Cue five of them chasing me well into the next day until I managed to make them lose interest. That was pretty scary though.

I've been dabbling in at least trying to get a stream to work. (Because I do have a high end computer, and a several hundred dollar mic I bought, that I still have and have never used because I need an amplifier to make it louder. >.<) Because I've been consider streaming and discording some jackbox tv with friends or something. :3 That or Heroes of The Storm, the only game I play despite having hundreds of steam games...>.> Though certainly couldn't do something like that full time, don't game nearly enough.