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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Granted, however due to the lack of predators, the herbivore population quickly explodes, devouring all wildlife and turning your tropical paradise into a barren rock. Also, you can only invite shitty D-List rappers.

I wish to be a shitty D-List rapper.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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GRANTED. But one of the gutter skanks that pass for groupies gave you AIDS.

I wish I had a portal gun.
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Granted! But it works the same way as the Portal Gun in the game, in that you can't use it on just any old surface- only moon gel coated walls and the moon.

I wish that everyone likes me, and not in an obsessive way.
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@EchoicChamberGranted. Everyone considers you a friend, and only a friend. No one every really loves you, just likes you. You never get married or have a serious relationship, and die in your old age surrounded by a dozen or more cats.

I wish I owned the spaceship Serenity and it was somewhere I could get to it easily, in good repair, and with the skill to fly and repair it.
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Granted. You own the spaceship but must keep it in the only space-ship garage available in your area, that of which charges insane parking prices.

You are now in steep debt.

I wish for a better education system.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by AnyAlex
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Granted. There's a better education system all over the world but schools are now expensive so only rich people can afford it. However it is still compulsory to attend, so everyone's now in debt.

I wish I could focus on my homework.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Granted but now you can't do anything but homework

I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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@RinOkumaraGranted, but Lolli-chan's parents aren't too happy with you for accidentally brainwashing their child and her father shoots you. (you did say "girl")

I wish for a penny.
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Granted; a six-ton disc made of copper falls from the sky and crushes your house.

I wish I felt better.
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Granted. You own the spaceship but must keep it in the only space-ship garage available in your area, that of which charges insane parking prices.

You are now in steep debt.


Sweet. I sell it piece-meal to various companies. Boeing buys the VTOL engines, AMD gets the computer, CISCO gets the comms, etc. I run the fusion reactor during this time off of whatever heavy water I can find, selling it to my local power company so that I can pay the docking fees. I'm now out of debt, and a billionaire.

Granted; a six-ton disc made of copper falls from the sky and crushes your house.

I wish I felt better.


Granted. You feel great, however an hour later you are arrested for DWI because of the drugs that make you feel great.

I wish for a personal forcefield generator.
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Granted; you're now immune to small arms fire. Nothing gets in. However, nothing gets out either, and you eventually suffocate on carbon dioxide.

I wish this damn download finished faster.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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What damn download?

I wish for a better roomie
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by stardust
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Granted; your roommate is replaced with a bear who sleeps for 160 hours of the week. Of course, whenever he wakes up, he is ravenously hungry and unpleasant to deal with.

I wish my head wasn't a hammer.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Lord Orgasmo
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Granted. Your head is now an Orange.

I wish I wish with all my heart, to get through this week without falling apart.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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granted. Your limbs are now super-glued back to your body whenever they show signs of falling off, so you make it through the week (and probably even the next month or so) without falling apart at all!

I wish for a random cute small animal to suddenly want to be my friend so they follow me around everywhere and I can hug them whenever I want.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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a randomcute animal starts following you and becomes gross weird and scraggly and still follows you around... oh, and catches rabies

I wish that my new roomie, the bear, was a dream roomie
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted, your bear roommate is just a dream. However, wanting to see it, you sleep more and more.

And more.

I wish for fitting background music to play at all times at a comfortably low volume in everyone's subconscious.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by stardust
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If it's anything like the crap that used to play in my mind ALL THE TIME, your wish is granted. So sick of hearing Bieber and Bruno Mars...

Trance is much more soothing.

Anyways, I wish it were never winter.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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Granted. The massive shift in Earth's orbit necessary to circularize it to prevent seasonal change causes massive tectonic shifts, creating Earthquakes which mostly destroy modern civilization. Also, because we are currently closer than average to the sun, we are now stuck in a slightly warmer orbit, causing the average temperature to increase by several degrees.

I wish to undo Stardust's wish. (assuming I survived)
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Ok you undo and then he re - wishes it and it happens again

I wish I never needed to sleep
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